It's May! A month for mothers, military, and... magic, because alliteration. First up: magic, by way of the 2005 film adaptation of our favorite warlock, Hellblazer's John Constantine! We gush about our love for Satan (there was probably a better way to phrase that), workshop better endings to the movie, and talk about kicking the smoking habit, which is particularly tough for magicians; they seem to have a habit of stashing cigarettes in their belly buttons. We have a really good time with this one, so get in here! It's, like, our fifth best favorite performance.

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As an addendum to our exploration of Alone in the Dark, we’re closing out April with our first episode of Phobiagoria, a new series all about revisiting shit that scared us as kids! First up: Are You Afraid of the Dark? gets reevaluated on a trip through two episodes that traumatized our dumb little kid brains: The Tale of the Fire Ghost and The Tale of the Renegade Virus! We’ve got body horror and fire safety, but mostly we’re just over here puzzling over what’s going on with that one kid trying to make a move on his neighborbrother’s sistergirlfriend.

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Our exploration of the Alone in the Dark series concludes with the 2024 reboot/reimagining of the original game! Is this the big comeback the franchise has been waiting for? Or is it better left... alone? Grab an ice pick and your best trilby, throw on a doom jazz playlist, and let's find out!

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Alone in the Dark is back, and we're celebrating its return with a month-long exploration of the franchise! First up: Uwe Boll's 2005 "adaptation" of the games, an experience that may or may not have caused us both a pretty severe bout of existential dread. The plot holes in this one are basically caverns, so grab your dad’s oversized ren faire jacket, don some protective paintball body armor, and let's get spelunking! Oh, and make sure you start headbanging a few seconds before the buttrock bulletstorm begins- because as we all know, acting is REacting (to things that are about to happen but haven’t yet).

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It’s Beau’s birthday month, so gather all your sandworm pals and let's celebrate Saturn finishing another trip around the sun (you might say our current location doesn't appear to be Saturn, but when has that ever stopped anyone). Patrons are currently enjoying a long, fulfilling discussion about Beau's favorite movie Beetlejuice, as well as our lamentations concerning the abomination that is the NES video game adaptation of the film. Enjoy this teaser- or, to reference some paywalled content in the hopes that it whets your appetite: have a lil' sip of Buseyjuice.

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Bracket season concludes with part two of our video game console design competition! Which system will end up being crowned Source Not Found's most aesthetically pleasing console of all time? Will we choose cubes over wings? VMU over haptics? Can the Switch's functionality overcome its complete lack of curves? Do Androids Dreamcast of Electronic Sega? Get in here and find out!

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It's the third month of the year, so you know what that means: March (insert non-trademarked term here)! As you might expect, our bracket season is completely devoid of sports, so instead we've got a two-part competition dedicated to deciding which home video game console design is the most aesthetically pleasing of all time! Along the way, we'll also consider some other age-old queries, such as: Which console could stunt double for the 2001: A Space Odyssey Monolith? Which one is most likely to give you an STD? Why are all our American electronics just uglier versions of their beautiful Japanese siblings? And in our dystopian cyberpunk future, can our plucky protagonist ever hope to defeat the rogue AI operating out of the original Xbox, armed only with a Master System and an incorrectly-held N64 controller?

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We swear, we're only playing it for the articles. This week we're trying to better understand the long-running, sexually-charged video game series Leisure Suit Larry by way of its 2018 reboot! And... yikes, it appears we may have misplaced the rest of this show description. No worries though, you can easily make yourselves a substitute. Just toss a dart at the packaging there, that'll get it marked down in price. Now slip out the cucumber and use the lube on that, so you've got a nice and slippery makeshift handle for the plunger. With that in hand, you can pump the Szechuan sauce out of that- wait, we... might've mixed some of this up. Okay, but we CAN say for certain that you're gonna need to lure a rat inside that condom somehow.

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It’s Valentine’s Day, and we’re celebrating the romantic season by giving you all a teaser of our first Patreon bonus episode! In the spirit of the holiday, we’ve got Dateality, a Mortal Kombat-themed dating show, as well as some awkward date stories of our own to share. So grab your sweetheart and come get (metaphorically) double K.O.’ed with us! For the full episode, join our Sourcers tier over on Patreon!

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Valentine's Day is fast approaching, and we're heading into the romantic season by way of the 2006 Amanda Bynes movie "She's the Man"! We've got mustache montages, total disregard for the rules of soccer, and a lot of grown-ass adults playing high schoolers- which is probably a good thing, considering the surprising amount of indecent exposure in this film. Settle in and get comfy, because our first course on Shakespeare is about to commence- or, as they say in man words: it's time to pounce.

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