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Looking to change up your holiday movie choices this year? Has your annual viewing of "A Christmas Prince" started to feel a little stale? Well then, have we got a show for you! This year, we're celebrating the holidays over on Patreon with a rundown of our favorite non-Christmas Christmas movies. Alongside our superheroes, action film stars and wizards, we've also got strategies for exploiting Santa's lame duck period, and a few tips for telling your kids he isn't real at all (just ease them into it by telling them he's dead first). And remember: don't assume that coal-shaped lump in your stocking is coal; there's a strong chance it's just a good, good number two.

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With our final episode of 2024, we're once again closing things out with a roundup of our favorite things we sourced over the course of this past year. Join us as we gush about all the wonderful creators, characters, games, shows, game shows, and musical genres we enjoyed throughout 2024, and will continue to enjoy on through 2025. And from us on out to all of you, we hope you all have a wonderful holiday season and a happy new year!

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The holiday season is upon us, and we're kicking things off by exploring one of the MANY adaptations of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol: the 1988 film Scrooged, starring Bill Murray! Along the way we discuss the correlation between the sound of farts and tranquilizer darts, wonder about the taste of Tab, and outline the most efficient method for climbing the corporate ladder (mail room > dog suit > director of programming). We've also got a handful of fun stocking stuffers in the way of IMDb reviews, a top Christmas movies game, movie trivia, and a decidedly horrifying interpretation of the film's ending from Beau.

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Over on our Patreon, we're closing out NoVAMPber 2024 with Sports Not Found, a new series that combines Beau's minimal knowledge of sports with Brandon's zero knowledge of sports, and uses it to... staff a vampire baseball team. We may not be experts on the subject, but the team is really, really good looking and... sorry, what were we saying? We kinda got lost in Lestat's eyes.

This teaser for our Patreon bonus episode brought to you in memoriam of Michael Madsen's Vladimir, who tragically passed away after a drunken hot dog-related fall at Suck & Pucker stadium.

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NoVAMPber continues with our first foray into the World of Darkness as we discuss Choice of Games' 2020 interactive fiction game Vampire: The Masquerade — Night Road! Will we betray our friend for the sake of rising up the ranks in vampiric society? Will we embrace our inner Anarch and tear it all down? Will we remember how to pronounce Camarilla, and will it even matter if no one can hear us over the sound of the Limp Bizkit CD stuck in our car stereo? There's only one way to find out- but before you click "next," remember to make sure you're not about to accidentally buy another vehicle and spend all your skill points on academics.

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NoVAMPber is here! This year, we're kicking off the month-long celebration of our fanged friends with Dracula 2000: a thrilling tale of Mayo Van Helsing's quest to escape the sexy clutches of Olive Garden's newest spokesperson, Criss Angel. Or something like that. Beau has also issued his official rebuttal to londonguy_uk: Dominic Purcell in Blade Trinity is a worse Dracula than Gerard Butler.

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Happy Halloween! As a special treat in celebration of our personal favorite holiday, we're joined this week by the amazingly talented and hilarious Adal Rifai to help us work through our thoughts on the recent Beetlejuice sequel. We've got games and trivia galore, but also make time along the way to talk teenage bedrooms, discuss our top picks for funeral music, and remind you of the truly horrific fact that sharks are older than trees.

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For October this year, we thought we’d get REALLY spooky with it and turn to our Patrons for their very own Phobiagorias! Listen up for clowns in toilets (really), clowns in showers (yep), and the most unsettled you’ll ever hear Beau and Brandon because of an audio loop. Thanks, Patrons, for the continued nightmares! We love it! There's a lot more where this came from, so for more hop on over to our Patreon and see what other tales we have to tell around this podcast campfire!

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The spooky season ghostly shenanigans continue this week with Sweet Home, the 1989 Japan-only Capcom game for the NES that basically kicked off the survival horror genre and established many of the most-beloved elements of the original Resident Evil! We had veeeeerrrry different levels of enjoyment with this one, but between the frustrations and the praise we manage to find some common ground, as well as explore some gaming history, discuss references in Barenaked Ladies lyrics, and establish the new pictctfork (not a typo)/furnace shared universe between Freddy, Jason and Lady Mamiya.

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Spooky season has begun! This year we're sourcing ghosts, and kicking off the exploration is the 2001 film Thirteen Ghosts, a remake of the 1960 film of the (almost) same name. We talk satanic architecture, admire the lawyer-slicing doors, lament the lack of any Trunchbull to accompany Miss Honey, and share some (possibly better left unshared) lore about the ghosts Cyrus locked in his glass mansion. In addition, this podcast was recorded with special Illusion-O technology! Simply put on the provided Ghost Viewer (tm) glasses at any time and be treated to the same exact show, but now in a red or blue hue! Wowza!

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