South 5th Street Blues

Andrea and I reminisce about our childhood food and how things used to be when we were younger. Food tasted a lot different in the old opposed to now. We even weigh in on some of the people that were around back then. Even the ice cream man in the ice cream truck is not the same. What happened? Listen and find out!

We went to crackhead’s house for a very short visit. Crackhead tries to offer and give us a 30 year old frozen Turkey and some old dusty clothes that she found somewhere. Our visit immediately turned into a nightmare. Crackhead did not spray on her way out of the bathroom leaving the whole house awful and straight funky.

Our guest Dr. LaQuita Smith take a trip down memory lane with Andrea and describes her first and last encounter with Flopper and Baldy. Flopper tries to come for Dr. LaQuita but in the process ends up getting checked and shut down by her. Flopper takes a good long hard look at herself and realizes that she has no fashion sense at all and does not have good taste in wigs. Dr. LaQuita gives Flopper and Baldy a real run for their money. They’ve finally met their match.

A few days after Baldy and Flopper break into the house they come back to steal some more and to throw trash all over the front lawn trying to get the city to fine us. Baldy leaves behind some interesting items in the trash only to have a local crack head come by and insist that he dig through the garbage to take things.

Flopper and Baldy goes shopping at the store. Baldy’s clip on ponytail falls off of her head and into a pile of gum on the ground. Baldy insists on buying a new one along with a whole new wardrobe look. Flopper has some stomach issues and passes gas inside the store only to be kicked out and leaving Baldy inside the store to annoy all the salespeople.

Flopper chases the dog to stop the dog from hurting the cat. Flopper ends up tripping and falling outside in the process.

A Crackhead Attempts To Steal Beer Cans From The Backyard But Was Surprised By Dad’s Warning Shots!

Chicken Boy Comes Over To Help Break A Huge Branch Off Of The Tree In Our Backyard While The Crazy Nosy Neighbors Are Lurking Around.

Flopper and Baldy goes out to dinner at a restaurant and baldy complains about the food which naturally upsets Flopper.

Flopper and her daughter goes to a bingo hall. Flopper only wins $5 while her daughter and everyone else around her cashes out.