South Figaro Podcast

Donald Trump! Robocop 3! Sonic OCs! VR Murder Porn! Metroid: Other M! Sword Art Online! All the evils of the world are unleashed in today's episode, and nothing is left in its wake! Beeb, Blue Map and Fencingsax huddle together during the dark times to talk about the latest topics, from Playstation VR's release and price to Microsoft suddenly playing nice with the console competetion. You won't be able to farm your way out of this house of residing evil!

Blue Map returns after a multi-episode hiatus to get mad about things (smallpox), glad about things (Devil May Cry), and disturbed about other things (boobs). Beeb also turns his back on war-themed strategy games and takes up a pickaxe to go farming in Stardew Valley, while we continue to talk about the latest trends, tribulations, and trolling on this week's episode.

It's our final Talkin' about Turtles, as the gang bands together to take out Shredder and Krang for good. Marvel at the high quality animation (because this is the last time you're getting it), cower from the brutal rat-choking violence, hurl over the disturbing brain-on-robot's-stomach surgery, and laugh over how many times Splinter and Shredder's names get mixed up (as well as the original date of this cartoon). Time to pull out this lengthy podcast episode out of my turtle belt and show it off!

In today's episode, Beeb and I bust out the shipping charts as we talk more Fire Emblem: Fates. Fencingsax also returns from his surprisingly non-disastrous cruise ship to share thoughts on the latest Nintendo Direct. Which Metroid Baby is your favorite?

It's a really busy episode filled with big budget, often off-model animation, as the four turtle talkers discuss the recruitment campaigns of Dimension X, the questionable ages of the Neutrinos, April's steadily decaying sanity, Krang's vanity and what could have been a really cool videogame level. Is the weather forecast in your area "Total Chaos"? Bundle up and listen to our latest episode as you slowly freeze to death!

It's been so long since Stickguy and I engaged in an Anime discussion, I just had to dial my enthusiasm to 11! In this long overdue Anime Spoilercast, Stickguy updates us in his progress on One Piece, our collective enjoyment on Erased, why zombies aren't always the scariest thing in a series, and his growing collection of 3DS hardware (yes, hardware)!

It's a trademarked episode of mouse-killing robots with the fragility of dinner plates, Krang's surprisingly elastic body, New York's abandoned underground cities and the Turtles' inability to perceive three dimensions! Baxter may work for peanuts, but even he deserves a nice nap at his breezy apartment. We can only hope April was the only resident at her apartment by the time this episode is done.

It's a tightly-packed February as we list off the games we simply needed to have right-freaking now. Beeb and I shamefully confess how quickly we were sold by Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth, while I have a frank conversation with Blue Map about Street Fighter V's strategic (?) release plans, and I also talk with Shadowfire about Final Fantasy waifus (while his wife also interjects with Final Fantasy husbandos). My Fire Emblem sister can't be this cute (and psychotic), but this podcast can dial up the anime meter even higher!

A warthog and a rhino being stolen from a public zoo? Add some oddly courteous robots to the mix and you've got yourself a heck of a story! The four podcasters in a half shell reunite for another nostalgic look at TMNT as we discuss Mikey's hulk rage, Shredder's unregistered arching, and Krang's grossly detailed design. Don't give us that puppy dog look of sadness, Splinter, we still think you're cool.
 

Beeb has got the alien fever, and I've got the....regular fever. Neither is keeping us from recording today's episode, as we talk new games like X-COM 2 and Nitroplus Blasterz and old games like Kingdom Hearts II. Halfway through some of our members go off to bed, and against better judgment I continue to strain my diminishing vocal chords to talk up news like the latest Final Fantasy XV footage and Peter Molyneux's latest embarassment. It's a flem-filled bag of fun in today's episode.