In this episode, Liv relives her CrossFit days along the side of a busy interstate, and Jay has a run-in with Pepe La Pew's long lost cousin that left a lasting impression. If these ladies didn't have bad luck, they would have none at all !!!

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In this episode, Jay describes her love/hate relationship with autocorrect and its ability to solicit sexual favors on her behalf. Liv lets everyone in on the secret to successful hunting and why she is known as "Captain Save A Hoe". 

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In this episode, Jay describes getting a piercing that makes her weak in the knees while sending Liv on the dreaded quest for "Coke".  Also, Liv receives some unexpected pepperoni to the face and likes it...shocker!!! Join these ladies every Monday for OMG moments that elicit shock and awe!!!

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In this episode, Liv and guest-host J talk about some unfortunate events that happen to them during intercourse. From "Cow Tip Me" to fire crotch, and everything in between; listeners will relate to these hilariously embarrassing stories. 

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In this episode, our guest co-host describes how different her re-entry into dating has become after divorce. Liv tells an overshare of a story of a three-pump-chump and how her elementary sexual education may be unconventional. All the while sharing her education over breakfast with the underage residents in the trailer park. 

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In this podcast, Liv gets hit on by a random who admits to increasing his body count this year by 30-40 women and bragging about his eight-inch penis size. As with anything that sounds too good to be true, it usually is,  but Bree comes to the rescue with her cock block (or ladies equivalent "clit-block") saving the day!!!

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In this episode,  Liv and Bree describe an accident that leaves Liv permanently scarred and Bree with PTSD, or is it reversed? Liv also describes her longest-running joke (2.5 years) which left her friend thinking he had a stalker. Although, they are not proud of their actions we all can agree it's freaking hilarious. 

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In this episode, Liv and Bree discuss what gets them off and the scarring trip to the adult toy store where Liv's mom buys a double-headed baby's arm holding an apple of a dildo. Bree entertains Liv while giving a play-by-play on how D-boy makes animals with his ball sac to amuse her in their downtime. After this episode, you will understand why these two ladies are sick and twisted. 

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Liv and Bree dive in to unrealistic expectations in relationships . All while discussing a friends hard on at a Birthday party entitled "Full on Candy Corn" that would change the WAP song forever. 

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In this episode, Liv and Bree describe their first interaction in jail and how the inmates did not disappoint. From peacocking, direct eye contact while beating your meat like it owes you money, to stank ass pussy you are sure to laugh out loud. 

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