Georgina bleats like a goat. Plus, how to open envelopes, computerised jeans, toilet training for university students, frozen swans and something involving chicken. May containstrong language and a papier mache rhino.

A cat with a slice of bread on its head. Plus, piglets that glow in the dark, black poodle illuminations, hairy caterpillars, stressed whales, Top Totty beer, and George Cloony lookalikes who look like Danny De Vito.

What is a Water Wiggler? Plus, lollypops for drunks, Chernobyl in a snow globe, a fat labrador on a diet, phones in toilets, Brian in a farmyard, cold prawn toast and a doll with a hypodermic needle. Also, Georgina writes a poem.

An otter's pocket. Plus, typing the Bible on a toilet roll, bananas in a microwave, mystery crisps, snails in their eyes, robot babies, time-travelling Frenchmen, a dog in a wheelchair, and a tiger suckling Andrew Lloyd Webber. Also, Georgina rear-ends a stranger in Waitrose. Contains strong language.

Predicting the future with spring onions. Plus, Viagra for pot plants, alibi aftershave,  Princess Diana's ghost sighted in Glasgow, Morse code, sobbing grizzly bears, and Georgina sitting on a potty. Also, what does the Oval Office smell like? Contains strong language and adult themes.

Insects named after pop stars. Plus, half-timbered fish, dodgy penis enlargers, dating aliens, an ashtray shaped like half a woman, teeth cleaning with Tippex, special little hats for your ears, and a magnet on the end of a piece of string. Contains strong language.

Can a monkey catch a flamingo by the legs? Plus, remote control bidets, an orchestra without any instruments, and a tuna fish worth half a million pounds. Contains strong language.

Bumper 2012 New Year edition of Fat Chance. Panda nominated for Woman of the Year. Plus, intelligent slime, three ways to make toast, obscene iPhones, gambling apes, and a very big eye in sky.

It's the bumper 2011 Christmas special. Brian and Georgina open their presents, and discuss watching paint dry. Plus, stealing christmas trees and the compelling festive question "can water really be used for hydration?" Also, Georgina plays "12 Days of Christmas" on the Stylophone, and Brian does his impression of Mr Scrooge.  Get B&G's  Christmas charity single Baby It's Cold Outside from iTunes now. This podcast contains strong language and about a gallon of egg nog.

A brick in a shopping bag. Plus, covering the Eiffel Tower in plants, snakes in a tax office, pampas grass for swingers, seagulls attack BMW and what technique do you use to clap your hands? Also, out today on iTunes, Brian and Georgina's charity xmas single. Click here to buy it now: http://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/baby-its-cold-outside-single/id479733276. This podcast may contain strong language.