Would you have plastic surgery to look like William Shakespeare? Plus, sheep joining in with Swan Lake, mushrooms that look like little men,  mice singing Billy Joel songs, and a dog smoking a pipe.

You can’t give lettuce to a duck. Plus, International Pie Day freezing your hair, when seagulls attack, a translation device for cats, and getting glassed by a basilisk on a Friday night.

Cats attacking bananas. Plus, photographs of people coughing, Redhead Awareness Day  and vegetables that begin with the letter D. Also, Brian wears Georgina on his head and a man in his pants jumps into the snow in Boston.

Does eating eggs make you more generous? Plus, kangaroos serving in McDonalds, a penguin with a cat on its head and the Loch Ness Monster in a soup pan.

A cat-eating alligator. Plus, Georgina is up for the Nobel Prize for Quantum Physics and Brian is introduced to whiskey.  Also, when is a moon not a moon and would you let a Chinese toddler drive you home from the pub?

From frosty north London it's a bumper festive edition of Brian & Georgina's award nominated podcast. Join B&G as they open their pressies and swig egg nog around the Christmas tree. And don't forget to go and download their sensational Christmas EP from iTunes!

Pickled onions on the doorstep. Plus, cats in circles, tiny potatoes, scurrying geckos, and haunted wheelchairs. Also, Georgina asks for ice cream and Brian hooks up with the world's hairiest charity campaign Decembeard.

How tall is your bread? Plus, bathing in beer, slutty ladybirds, Octopus Awareness Day, a dolphin in Starbucks and a man whose been banned for falling over. Also, Brian does some aggressive mopping and Georgina wants to weigh her head.

Hiding big things behind small things. Plus, invisible buildings, chatting chairs, porn-addicted pilots and a singing road.

Who collects nutmeg graters? Plus, torn socks, biscuit jeopardy, do cats eat spiders, sticking pork up your nose and donkeys from space. Also, did Jesus have a bike and does Brian smell of alpha dog?