What did bed bugs do before beds were invented? Plus, a fat cat falls off a balcony, an albino panda hides in the snow and Thesaurus Walrus lodges a complaint. Also, Georgina discovers a very scientific way to pour coffee and Brian wants to know how medieval hedgehogs picked up pieces of pineapple. To listen to this podcast ad-free, go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.

Brian & Georgina dress up as the Pet Shop Boys for this special bumper edition of their podcast. Among other things the show features Copenhagen's most amazing chair, bees attacking a shoe shop, and a newsreader on a very small balcony. Plus, is blancmange really made of chicken? Also, a sink hole in the sofa, and what noise does a trumpet make if you can't play the trumpet? To listen to this podcast ad-free, go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.

How to swallow a planet. Plus, Norway erects a statue to a dead walrus, cows with cats on their backs, and dolphins learn how to play keyboards. Also, a naked bike ride in Philadelphia, and Georgina makes a sound like a baby crocodile. To listen to this podcast ad-free, go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.

Can a cat adjust a thermostat? Plus, cruelty-free holy oil and is it good for you to sniff someone else's sweat? Also, Brian remembers a night in a treehouse, and Georgina wonders how tiny a tiny dog should be. To listen to this podcast ad-free, go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.

The re-wiggling of rivers. Plus, a tortoise with a massive sex drive, a battery you can eat, and 3 humpback whales visit a health spa. Also, Luff has a problem with his Bluetooth, and the first appearance on the show of a brand new cast member called Factoid Android. To listen to this podcast ad-free, go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.

On the eve of his big day, the king pops into the Sowerby & Luff studio for a cosy chat with Georgina. Subjects discussed include a Fiat Punto with square wheels, a visit to The Repair Shop, Gary Barlow & a party-sized can of beer, braised leg of swan, and Alan Tichmarsh.

The complicated politics of ant pollination. Plus,  Puffin Arrival Day, Monty Don plants a hazelnut, an update on Murphy the bald eagle, and should you borrow someone else's dog? Also, Country Village News from deepest Dorset and why Luff can't find the lid of his coleslaw. For ad-free episodes go to patreon.com and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.

Are arms the new legs? They are according to Vogue Magazine. In this week's much-anticipated Biltong Special, a gift from a dolphin, a bald eagle trying to incubate a rock, and a Furby announces that it's going to take over the world. Also, two escaped tigers called George & Mildred, and a man in Cardiff gets 11,000 letters from the tax man. For ad-free episodes go to patreon.com and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.

The oldest mouse in the world. Plus, an immaculate conception in the monkey house, and the mystery of a mini torch and some nail scissors. Also, a little girl saves an 80 pound octopus, and Georgina attempts a world record involving salad. For ad-free episodes go to patreon.com and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.

Are the illuminati good at karate? Plus, can an owl use wire cutters, pornography for slugs, and why you should never sneeze on top of Everest. Also, an escaped owl in Central Park and James Cordon pours a bowl of cornflakes over Candy Carrot-Cake. For ad-free episodes go to patreon.com and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.