Just wanted to take a minute silence to appreciate all the significant others of people who have bought Fifa 22 today. Although their partners may love them, they may have to play second fiddle to a computer game (again) as today marks the official release date of Fifa 22.
If you are a Fifa widow and feel neglected, apologies (although I didn't make the game). As a word of advice please do not try to console your significant other if they miss a sitter, penalty of otherwise have an all round shite game. They already know. If you would like to help please make sure they are adequately hydrated and fed and make sure they go to bed at a reasonable hour if they have commitments in the morning.