If you want to make it in this world, all you have to do is get fucked in your doo doo ass by a hot janitor. We chat about facial feminization surgery, living the post-COVID life in Australia's new utopia, actual advice for taking nudes, and some more gabby goodies.

Trick or treat, gals and ghouls. It's a special spooky episode for our most special spooky holiday. Grab your flashlights and join us in the haunted Spank Bank mansion as we spill our guts about nightmares: giant spiders, toddlers taking shits on your chest, burning bookstores, disappointed mothers, and more. 

Unfortunately for the poly community, we're back! Just in time for the silly season, your favorite bags of shit gab from across the globe about: surgeries, Halloween movies, transphobic movies (classics!) bad kissers, breaking quarantine for love, polyamory, and more.

Do you remember the first thing you put in your butt? This week, we try. Also: Anton blitzes his mom and rediscovers a Rugrats backpack filled with erotic stories that he printed out from [redacted].com in the early 2000s. Before that, we learn about the one-armed, one-legged man who sparked the creation of the gayest custom made bed in history.

Sponsored by Frontera Wines! Responsibly enjoy an episode of questionable audio-quality, where you two favorite quarantined cum rags talk home invasions, zoom sex, Mrs. Incredible's SUMMER GOALS BODY(!!), masturbation, the Georgian Orthodox Church, how to audio-sext, lighting for superior nudes, and the Pope's suicide :( :(

Corona, kangaroos, and the joys of Newark Liberty International Airport.

Little loopy for this chatty ep. We talk about kristallnacht, hitachi magic wands, fucking friends, getting sir'd, getting ma'am'd, being gym rats, doomsday divas, and Anton's upcoming Australian sabbatical.

Stay tuned next week for a very special episode for all you single ladies out there ;)

Oh, also, yes here's the link the shirt: https://www.teepublic.com/long-sleeve-t-shirt/7107242-bernard-2020

Bernie2020 bby ;P

We dive deep into DDLG and ABDL: daddy dom/little girl and adult baby/diaper lovers (shoutout to listener Harry for the request). Email us at [email protected] with your questions, stories, or recommendations ya fuckin little freaks!!!

Look they can't all be winners: in this ep we ring in the new year with resolutions, predictions, and Home Alone marathons with blowjob breaks. We also talk about the Democratic debates, protests, and more obnoxious things ABOUT WHICH we are in now way qualified to SPEAK. Email spankbankpod@gmail dot com to request any kinks or porn genres you want us to cover, and follow us @spankbankpod on all those giddy goody social platforms. Shoutout to listeners Ian, Morgan, and Joni Mitchell.

In this one, we talk about Golem, Mewtwo, and all the little fuckin FREAKS in between! Follow along at home at pokemon.com/us/pokedex and send your requests to [email protected]