OBJECTION… SPANKED! Court is officially in session… and absolutely nobody is behaving.This week, Channy and Wade dive headfirst into the latest twists in the Alex Murdaugh saga during Coffee Cup Crime, celebrate a feel-good Appalachian story that restores a little faith in humanity, and somehow manage to derail the conversation in spectacular fashion with hot takes, rapid-fire spankings, and the kind of side quests that make absolutely no sense… but somehow make perfect sense.Expect laughs, questionable opinions, zero legal advice, and at least one moment that’ll make you yell, “How did we end up here?”New episode of Spank The Mic is available now! Grab your coffee, buckle up, and join the courtroom chaos. Guilty of laughing? We sure hope so. Listen now —and don’t forget to follow, rate, review, and share the show with someone who deserves to be… Objection… Spanked!

🦈 Episode 7: “Gill”ty as Charged

Some people swim with sharks… others marry them.

This week, we’re diving headfirst into Shark Week with the only podcast brave (or dumb) enough to mix apex predators, true crime, Appalachian weirdness, and completely unqualified opinions into one episode. We’ve got shocking headlines, a Coffee Cup Crime that somehow gets even crazier, hot takes in Spank It or Tank It, a feel-good Appalachian Air Freshener to cleanse your soul, and a Rapid Fire Spanking that’ll have you questioning humanity.

If you like your podcasts a little chaotic, a little sarcastic, and completely off the rails… welcome home.

🎙️ Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and share Episode 7 with someone who’s one bad decision away from ending up on our show.

This week, Channy & Wade are serving up hot headlines, questionable opinions, a wild Coffee Cup Crime, an Appalachian Air Freshener that’ll restore your faith in humanity, and enough rapid-fire nonsense to make HR update their files. It’s loud, it’s weird, it’s completely unnecessary… and you’ll love every second of it. Hit play and prepare to get spanked.

What do unhinged headlines, questionable life choices, true crime, and two coworkers who should probably be supervised have in common? This episode.

We’re serving up the internet’s weirdest stories, diving into another Coffee Cup Crime, arguing our way through Spank It or Tank It, proving Appalachia is still full of good people with Appalachian Air Freshener, and firing off enough rapid-fire nonsense to make HR start a group chat.

Hit play… because if we’re going down this rabbit hole, you’re coming with us.

Hakuna Matata? Not exactly.

This week, Channy and Wade are back with another round of hot headlines, hilarious rabbit trails, and the kind of conversations that somehow go completely off the rails. Then it’s time to refill your coffee and lock your doors for Coffee Cup Crime, where we dive into the mysterious disappearance of the Soldier family—a case filled with questions, twists, and theories that’ll have you double-checking every creak in your house.

We’ll also freshen things up with Appalachian Air Freshener, plus another round of Tank It or Spank It, where nothing—and nobody—is safe.

Hit play, subscribe, leave us a review, and tell a friend to get spanked… by the podcast, of course.

What happens when hot headlines, true crime, Appalachian feel-good stories, and completely unfiltered conversations collide? You spank around… and find out. Wade and Channy are back with another wild ride packed with laughs, surprises, and just enough chaos to keep you coming back for more.

Channy and Wade are back behind the mic with another round of outrageous headlines, bizarre true crime stories, unexpected feel-good moments, and the kind of off-the-wall conversations that can only happen when nobody’s in charge. From the ridiculous to the unbelievable, nothing is off limits on Episode 2 of Spank The Mic. Buckle up—it gets weird fast.

Welcome to our first spanking!! The mics are hot, the filter is off, and the spanking begins! In the debut episode of Spank The Mic, Izzy, Channy, and Wade dive headfirst into the week’s wildest true crime stories, jaw-dropping headlines, feel-good moments that restore your faith in humanity, and the kind of off-the-wall conversations you’d only hear from friends hanging out after hours. Fast-paced, unpredictable, funny, and occasionally unhinged—this is The First Spank. Buckle up… you’re in for it now.  #SpankTheMic