Spatulas and Speculations

Joined today by two other Sjm theorists! Dive head first into all things Sjm- Unhinged theories, plot lines, SHIPS, and Az’s shadow di- *cough cough* I mean Az’s parenthood…

Not the episode promised but the one that needed to be had. A collection of theories and parallels between all three Sjm series in a relaxed rambling conversation.

Two chapter break downs that dissolves into ME breaking down with a lightbulb moment.

Ok the eighth court is in play but who is the referee? Let’s play a game called who’s the Starborn and talk about all things: Power, truth, and light.

Not the episode promised but the one we have - everything there is on Morrigan - listen as I talk about her power, her past and relationships

Elain says some spooky stuff that haunts me every minute of every hour of everyday and if I have to go crazy over it then you have to as well. Let’s talk: visions, theories & the future of Acotar.

Crash course on one of the most controversial characters in the Acotar series. Info you knew, didn’t know and don’t know why I know. Let’s dig deep into EVERYTHING we know about Elain until we reach the other side… the theory side…

Can I just once in my life shut my trap? For real?! Todays is a theory episode on who I think the lightsinger will be… an episode where I tread a very thin line of remaining objective but also honest.

The endless loop of playing who’s the Valg - Theories, and my thoughts on giving Rhys a hand necklace. Listen as I slowly lose my voice trying to talk my way into madness

A requested deep dive on the prison chapter and how Sarah J Maas is THE QUEEN OF foreshadowing.