The most amazing thing about this week's Mars landing was how nobody seemed to care.
-If Trump actually started his own news network, how long would it be before it went to war with Fox News?
-If the highlight of Tomi Lahren's Thanksgiving weekend was watching the military clash with immigrants at the border, how shitty was her weekend?
-Hot new internet trend: incels and neckbeards reporting nude social media models to IRS for not being at their beck and call.
-Mike's alma mater makes the news for passing out hockey pucks to stop on campus shootings.
-Woman given one of two choices, crowd source $10,000 or die.