Live from Punk Hazard, The One Piece Podcast Presents: “Caesar Clown’s Nuclear Winter Wonderland” … an assortment of holiday melodies for all the good little guinea pigs out there. So sit by the radio, and get ready for another holiday classic!

It’s Radiating
Caesar Clown’s Nuclear Winter Wonderland
Caesar Clown played by Steve Yurko
Monet played by Firecrouch
Vergo played by Ed

My Nuclear Winter Wonderland (0:22)
Written by Zach Logan and Steve Yurko
Sung by Steve Yurko
Arranged by Steve YurkoChildren scream, are you listening?
In the lab, death is glistening…
It’s a beautiful sight,
the dragons in flight,
in my Nuclear Winter WonderlandHere’s some candy…for the children,
Have some more, it’ll be filling,
It’ll help you grow,
it’s fun you know,
in my Nuclear Winter Wonderland

In the medow we can build a smilie,
…oh here comes a henchman whose beard is brown.

He’ll say: are we guinea pigs?
And I’ll say: no man!
But here’s a little sedative
to keep you down!Later on, we’ll conspire,
I make SAD cause I’m hired.
For Doflamingo,
He’s Joker ya know
In my Nuclear Winter Wonderland.I’m no second to Doctor Vegapunk
I’m the best, so never put me down
I can make Zoan’s like the duck-duck,
You’ll never forget the name Ceasar Clown.When the smilies … are exploding
Broadcast this, I’m recording
Do as I say, it’s the Ceasar Clown way!
In my Nuclear Winter Wonderland

I’m Dreaming of a White Moustache (3:36)
Written by The Dude
Sung by The Dude
Arranged by The DudeOh Luffy-Kun (10:32)
Written by Ed
Sung by Ed
Arranged by Zach

Me and the Strawhats (11:40)
Written by The Dude
Sung by The Dude
Arranged by The Dude

Genzo’s “Twas the Night Before Tangerine” (14:05)
Based on “Twas the Night Before Christmas”, portions by The Dude
Performed by The Dude
Arranged by The Dude

Three Marines (21:17)
Written by The Dude
Sung by The Dude, Ed, and Steve Yurko
Arranged by The Dude and Zach Logan

[Chorus]Three Marines of Navy HQ
What’s our rank? That’s Admiral, to you.
Devil Fruit powers, Count the hours
Til we all run you through

O Justice is what we live to serve
And we don’t grade on a curve
Break the law, we’ll break your jaw
And you will get what you deserve

[Ao Kiji]You just woke me up from my sleep
Having Ice Powers doesn’t come cheap
Justice declaring, Once was flaring
Now I’d just rather count sheepAo Kiji is my name
Lazy-ass Justice is my game
Until I…
My, my, my, my, my, my… How boring
I’ma take a nap…

[Kizaru]
Gray Area Justice suits me just right
Certainty just makes one uptight
But if I get mad, you’ll wish you never had
Crossed me and my deadly light
At high speed I will go by
It’s incidental if you die
My laser beams are too extreme
I will probably say “Oh My!”

[Akainu] Absolute Justice is my charm
My aim is to only cause you harm

Ace resisted, then he got fisted
With my big magma arm
Tonight I dine on Justice Flakes
With Justice Fries and a Justice Shake
Don’t get curt, or you’ll get hurt
It might be your legs that I break

[Chorus] Admirals of Navy HQ
Watch what you’re doing or we’ll come for you
In giant boats with big long white coats
And colors Red, Yellow, and Blue

O Justice is what we live to serve
And we don’t grade on a curve
Break the law, we’ll break your jaw

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