CJ and Loo play a rousing game of WWTBAM (Who Wants To Be A Mormonaire). Where did Jesus go when he was dead? Are you wearing your Holy Garments? Can CJ score all 30 Perfection Points? Listen to find out!!

Wecome to The Moon....maybe.....if you believe in that sort of thing.... CJ and Loo talk about all of the fallacies in moon landing propaganda and discuss the proper way to treat a perfect woman (the Moon). We may not trust the g*vernment, but we will lay down our lives for Luna. 

CJ and Loo ask each other to explain things. Any things! Dinosaurs, Illuminati hierarchy, and how many balls are needed for a game of football. If you need a new Ambrosia salad recipe, this episode is the one for you.

In this episode Loo slowly loses their mind, as they regale CJ with information about the true meaning of St.Patricks Day, how extensive the Ice Age franchise really is, and how many noses Jennifer Aniston has had.

CJ and Loo dissect the new ANTM documentary and everything left unsaid. From whether Tyra should be a mononym to the constant violence against women, they strut their stuff conspiracy style. 

TW: Eating disorders, abuse, sexual assault, (gun) violence

Join CJ & Loo at their Illuminati Slumber Party where they play games like Clone or Original Person and Nepo-baby, Scientologist, Ryan Murphy Project! Plus Ben Stiller is haunting CJ?! It's 3am and we are hyped up on Mountain Dew CODE RED & Club Crackers. We asked our Magic 8 Ball if you should skip this episode and it said "My Sources Say No".

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We hope you loved our first episode, thanks for watching!

xoxo CJ & Loo

*everything we discuss is alleged and conjured in the mind of two beautiful idiots

In our very first episode we explore the history, symbolism, and dark magic behind the 2026 Winter Olympics opening ceremony, the Olympics at large, and the origin of the lesser known Fat Olympics. Please like, follow, subscribe, ring that BELL, etc, etc. We hope you loved our first episode, thanks for watching!

xoxo CJ & Loo

*everything we discuss is alleged and conjured in the mind of two beautiful idiots

In our very first episode we explore the history, symbolism, and dark magic behind the 2026 Winter Olympics opening ceremony, the Olympics at large, and the origin of the lesser known Fat Olympics. 

Please like, follow, subscribe, ring that BELL, etc, etc.

We hope you loved our first episode, thanks for watching! 

xoxo CJ & Loo

*everything we discuss is alleged and conjured in the mind of two beautiful idiots