We decided to record this episode during the Speed Metal Cycling holiday party. We were all pretty drunk, so we are not responsible for the content of this episode; or any other episode. Ever. Space poop.

 

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Wow. This episode will sure break all the records for suckiness and horribility. We have proven, once again, that we have no business recording ourselves talk about anything, much less cycling. The rambles are incoherent, drawn out and dull. If you make it through the whole thing, we suggest therapy. There must be something seriously wrong with you and the way you precess information. Your insecurities must be put in check.

 

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The gang starts the episode discussing painful dental procedures and clench-provoking eye surgeries for the condition known as 'surfer eye.' After that, we talk about the World Championships, before turning their attention to the new Colombian Pro-Conti team Manzana Postobon. If you make it past the dental talk, you'll be rewarded with a fun episode. Good luck!

 

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TUEsdays get a lot of attention from the world of cycling these days. Not only because the Speed Metal Cycling podcast comes out on Tuesdays, but because of this hacker/Sky Team/Wiggins thing. The guys (and gal) discuss. They also tackle the tough topic of wether or not Gaviria's jingle jangle should be kissed by other riders. World Championship picks are made, and the ridiculous heat of Qatar (apparently pronounced Gtrr) is made fun of. All this and much more in this happy episode of your mom's favorite podcast.

 

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Red Hook Crit angry dude gets plenty of airtime and, of course, 'Krusher threatens to punch him in the face. The question is: before or after Sergio? The team discusses Il Lombardia and a little bit of Milano-Torino. The rest of the time is pretty much you average run-of-the mill SMC podcast. Blah, blah, blah... you know how it is.

 

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We find out that Iron Maiden makes SkullKrusher cry. Seriously. Topics in this episode range from early 90s hip-hop to (the) Eagles and Steely Dan. From the Giro dell'Emilia to Tom Danielson's girlfriend. The mystery of why sedans (saloons, in the UK) do not have read window wipers is solved by Klaus. What else, what else? Can't remember anything else, but we're sure there's more...

 

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How long can you talk about a parade? Well, today these guys broke the record and managed to do it for 4 hours and 38 minutes. Of course, we edited it down to about 16 painful minutes, but the original ramble was nothing short of epic. Other topics covered included the European Championships, and some transfer news. Natalia brought her tape recorder and attempted to keep the rest of the guys in check by playing annoying sound effects throughout the episode. God bless her soul.

 

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It's a full house once again. And no, we are not talking Danny, Joey, Uncle Jesse and Kimmy. Klaus, Mike and Natalia join the SkullKrusher for a fun-filled episode. They discuss Colombian witchcraft in California, and the amazing Vuelta that was. Ekekos come up more than once, so when you are looking them up, make sure you spell it correctly: Ekekos.

 

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If this episode is half as nuts and exciting as the Vuelta has been, then we should be able to retire happy knowing that we published the awesomest episode ever. That's not gonna happen. As you may have guessed, tho, we discuss the last few stages of the Vuelta and also talk about bull fighting, Cuban witchcraft and acid. No, not that kind. The kind that burns your face, nipples and your unmentionables. Enjoy... we did.

 

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The episode should have been called 'An Ode to Nairo Quintana.' Listen and you'll see why. We discuss the Vuelta, some talk of transfers and rumors, and Natalia tells stories about meeting Diana Penuela and Iris Slappendel of the UHC women's team. Also, we ask for your help filling out our survey. That's about it.

 

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