Spex & Suits

"I got broads in Atlanta, Twisting dope, lean, and the Fanta, Credit cards and the scammers, Hitting off licks in the bando, Black X6, Phantom, White X6 looks like a panda, Going out like I'm Montana, Hundred killers, hundred hammers." WHAT?

I think the only thing I understood there was Panda, which I’m pretty sure means some kind of sex position. I feel like it would involve giving someone 2 black eyes. Slang is used all the time, it is what brings people together and separates at the same time. If you wanted to listen to 3 old men realize they are out of touch with the world, you’ve found the right podcast.

I wonder if I can have sex with it? That’s the question that leads us into the next generation of technology. The phone? Phone sex. A flashlight? Take the bulb out and you got yourself a portable vagina, mister. VR is just the next step. Why worry about impressing the cute girl in the coffee shop when I can just put my goggles on and kiss the sky.

Where is VR going to be used? Is it dangerous? Are we that much closer to being in the Matrix? Geoff, D'Arcy, and Steve will talk about these things and more during this week’s podcast.

Many people wear masks, literally and figuratively. I wear a mask at work. I put on a big smile, eyes wide open, pretend like I care about your day. Leatherface pretty much just wore someone elses face, so I don’t know if that counts as a mask.

Nonetheless, one of us wants to see you dismembered. Find out whom on this podcast when we go over our favorite disturbing movies! Geoff recounts why he’s got that tick in his eye all the time and D'Arcy tries to muffle the noise coming from the potato sack he brought.