Spiffy Bender Radio

Matthew Tkachuk lost his mind right?!?!  For good reason?  Matt Dumba accidentally destroyed Sean Walker's face.  Does this need to mean something more and deeper?  I used to be an adult league captain...how much did I hate it?  Tune in and find out!...how much I hated being a captain...not about the other stuff.  Those are just my opinions, not facts to discover.  Have at it!

This human unit's Covid fatigue is super high.  This is my attempt at recovery after rage quitting on this episode the other day.  It's quick and relatively painless.  Herein are my brief thoughts on the Capitals Covid story and the idea of an all league-encompassing Champions League of the hockey playing and whatnot.  Enjoy!

The Formally Attired Flightless Fowl are four games into the NHL season....what's the story?  Seriously?  Do you know?...asking for a friend who's trying to produce some content.  Hit me up.  Later.

The NHL is back!!!...but what did I just watch (until the Penguins put me to sleep)?  Gamesmanship, Jared McCann's indy wrestler-style Roaring Elbow...myself and my gin and tonic(s) talked about it all!  I'm off to watch McDavid and Drai crush the Habs!!!

Polish Hill.  Lawrenceville....from Hazelwood to Kennywood...IT'S YA BOI!!!  My thoughts on the John Marino contract extension?  Choice.  My assessment of the Pittsburgh Penguins in and moving out of camp?  Oh so delicious.  The Pens' prospect pool?  A petri dish rife with contagions.  Keep your social distance from this team's future!  Just kidding.  Enjoy this nonsense!

Who's the true GOAT?  The answer is probably not mine, or for the reasons I lay out in my comparison but hey -- I tried!  2021 and the wife is working late!  That means its 'gansett o'clock!  Kick it responsibly, my fellow rink rats!

So...I gave my take on a couple news items.  They're impeccably ordered!  Beyond that, it's almost 2021.  2020 was a mother....uh...thingy.  Just keep skating.  Keep grinding.  I provided a little insight as to how I'm dealing.  Hopefully you find it to be positive....or at least not positively dreadful.  Happy New Year, rink rats!

A true unit just hung up his skates...respect.  The NHL may soon allow individual franchises to negotiate advertising deals that will open up placing ads on helmets.  What do you think about that shit?  What do I think about that shit?  Listen to this shit!

January 13th babe!  It's on! The NHL is returning to action, and this bearded beer enthusiast cannot wait!  Not literally.  I can wait.  I have to.  We all do...Anyway...Herein lies a short clip of my thoughts on this juicy news, as well as some virtual windowshopping, hockey-style!  Enjoy!

Have you ever wanted to know which NHL'er you are most like?  Well now there's a way!  The wife and I go back and forth answering the questions and offering some explanation/insight into our answers.  Who are we most like?  Listen with your ear holes!  Here's a link to the quiz:  https://www.thequiz.com/take-this-hockey-test-and-well-reveal-which-nhl-player-you-are/