In this episode, yours truly rants a bit about contracts and, in a sense, the entitlement running through the blood of fandom.  Additionally, I delve into one of many facets of rampant douchebaggery present in adult league hockey:  Teams playing well below their level.  Also, a bit more beer talk.  Now with 100% less Penguins hockey (I'm saving that for bonus episodes from this point forward).  Crack open a beer so you're able to survive this nonsense!

Who will survive and what will be left of them?  Awkward photos on billet family mantles....Now with even more Jack Johnson!

Was it all worth it?  I don't f**king know.  I've been in my own personal bubble for YEARS now.  What the f**k is an asterisk?  What the f**k is it doing in hockey?  If you attempt to call me out for the obvious, you're taking a trip to Chirp City.

I honestly forget what I was babbling about...Something something...the boys, something something...hockey...  Now in shorter format!  Yay!

Why in the f**k does this curtain jerker wear number eight?  Since this is a repost, is he now double-eight?...no...that's Princess Sparkles.  Holla at ya boo, Princess!

On the inagural edition of Spiffy Bender Radio, a s**t show ensues!  Hey; first time nerves are real...