We've kept you in suspense long enough! Here are our top four film picks of 2017. Tell us what you loved and what you hated, and we'll be back to our regularly scheduled programing next week.

New year, same us. This week we're bringing you the first half of our discussion on our favorite movies of 2017. We laugh, we cry...well, mostly we laugh. Peep our picks and let us know yours!

That's right! We're doing our thing with a little twist just in time for you to celebrate the holidays with us, so sit back, pour yourself some eggnog, light yourself a fire, and watch Die Hard.

Movies discussed: Die Hard, Elf, Die Hard, Happy Christmas, and Die Hard.

Main discussion starts at 12:45

Follow the old film reels to mystery, more murder, and weird dudes with axes and a catfish on our return journey to Murder on the Orient Express. It's only a game until it isn't.

WARNING: We spoil the hell out of these movies

Spinoffs: Snowpiercer, The Artist, Sleuth

This week it's trains, trains, and trains (and a boat for like 2 minutes) as we board the Orient Express on the road (tracks?) to mystery, intrigue, and (spoilers) MURDER! Come along for the ride.

WARNING: We spoil the hell out of this movie.

Main discussion starts at 14:25.

It's part two of our dour, dystopic residence in Blade Runner 2049's world as we go through labyrinthine law systems, a different, more terrible future, and...interlocking block systems? Join us.

WARNING: We spoil the hell out of these movies.

Spinoffs: The Trial, The Lego Movie, The Terminator

This week it's eyeballs, holographic lovers, skinjobs, and Dave Bautista as we bear down on the existential question mark that is Blade Runner 2049. This movie is one for the ages.

WARNING: We spoil the hell out of this movie.

Main discussion starts around 20 minutes. 

Mothers, sons, someone's daughter, descents into madness, and two of the most famous side characters of all time are the subjects of this week's return to mother! We talk, we laugh, we cry...okay maybe we don't cry, but we do sound better because we also test out our new fancier recording setup. Join us on our journey through technological advancement.

Spinoffs: Only God Forgives, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Repulsion

Warning: We spoil the hell out of these movies

We hit spooky number 13 with a discussion about Darren Aronofsky's divisive cinematic nightmare mother! What could possibly be more fitting (well, besides wearing someone else's skin)?

Warning: we spoil the hell out of this movie. Moreso than most, you definitely want to have seen this one before listening.

Main discussions starts around 19 minutes.

Creepy spiders, creepier serial killers, and shattered brains (and lives) are the topics of this week's discussion as we revisit Netflix's Death Note. Shoutout to Robin Williams.

Spinoffs: Jumanji, Silence of the Lambs, Upstream Color

Warning: We spoil the hell out of all of these movies.

Main discussion starts around 20:00:00.