Could we have had a more bizarre start to the NFL season?

Jalen Carter is a dipshit.

The "Dak Spit First" crowd are morons.

That said, if you're the Cowboys, how the hell do you come out of that game feeling good?

If you're the Eagles, you played mediocre, you're best defender left the game before the first snap, and you still won.

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