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For the first time on our show, our guest Davin Turkewitz knows way more than either Mary or Julie about the real plot of the movie in question: 50 Shades of Grey. Who knew the most erotic movie of the 21st century was actually about a man child looking for an unpaid intern to watch him play XBox? This plot is hot but the sponsored ads for Toyotathon are hotter.

Have you heard of the cult classic film Practical Magic? Neither had we. Our guest Aaron Gold makes up a pretty darn good plot - super witchy, full of magic, and full of single-dad-falling-in-love-with-witch-neighbor-ness. We really loved this episode, and it’s funny...because Mary and Julie still haven’t seen Practical Magic.

It’s simple, really - there’s a magical ring and there are definitely elves. Right? Listen as Leannet Rodriguez recounts the plot of The Fellowship of the Ring. And worry not! We found out that Tolkien did, in fact, write about the details of elf sex. Turns out that they can have sex with humans!

This episode is just about as satirical as the movie itself. It's also a drinking game, and here are the rules: take a drink every time we say "and THAT'S...comedy". How many freaking good jokes did we write on this episode?? It wasn't a writer's room, it was a RIOTERS room!

Mark this episode as VERY IMPORTANT. Why? Because Achilles Stamatelaky has cracked the Spoiler code. He very accurately tells the entire plot of The Shape of Water based on only watching the final scene: a fish man kisses a dead woman underwater.

The first rule of fight club is don’t see Fight Club so you can come up with your own version. Which is exactly what Brett Schultz does on this punchy new episode, complete with original dialogue and one very epic bar food fight scene.

This week we have Nick Mestad joins mary as co-host and Julie plays the guest! Did you think it was quite obvious that the blue people in Avatar were aliens? Listen to Julie and Mary’s biggest fight to date.

The Sixth Sense: Who doesn’t know the most iconic movie ending of all time? Our possessed guest Manny Lopez haunts us with his telling of “The Sixth Sense.” If you don’t know the difference between a haunting and a possession, tune in and find out.

We all know “The Notebook” as the movie that gave us unrealistic expectations about relationships, right? Well Dan Dobranksy has a different spin on this romance, complete with sleeper cells, a shirtless Ryan Gosling killing machine and, of course, an actual notebook.

For the hosts of a movie podcast, Julie and Mary sure haven’t seen many movies. Including the cult-classic “Clerks.” Nate Drexler joins the team this week as Julie and Mary work together to construct a plot for this black and white masterpiece. Warning: this is our most explicit episode to date!