Spoilered Brats

We're reunited. We're back. John provides a stellar spoiler of the origins of two super leaders, Optimus Prime and Megatron. Tony remains unimpressed throughout because this movie doesn't have any fun suprises for his superior cinematic sense of style. Join as we discuss the difficulties of class analysis without enough information, funny jokes, household names in voice roles, and the sadness of having friends who are edgelords first and friends second. Directed by Josh Cooling and starring Chris Hemsworth as Orion Pax, Brian Tyree Henry as D-16, and others who according to Tony shouldn't have deployed their talents for the enjoyment of children.

Intro featuring the debut of Weirdo Cop and their song "Atop Cyberton Lies the Anwers"

It's time to get spoiled with the brats as Tony comes back from mandatory psychological evaluation to tell John about Basic Instincts. Wayne Knight should've been in that chair. John digs deep for the dong check and Tony a goes all the way back for this one.

basic instinct is directed by Paul vanderhooven and written by a Hungarian man. Starring Michael Douglas' bottom lip and Sharon Stone. Honorable mentions to George Dzunda Daniel Van Bargen and the unfortunate Jeanne Tripplehorn and the fortunate Mitch Pelegi.

original musical intro- MICHAEL DOUGLAS (I know you wanna)

A working man is directed by David Ayer and written by Ayer and Stallone. Starring Jason Statham as A Working Man, Michael Pena as the boss, and several Russians as Russians.

The last in the trilogy finally appears, like a positive pregnancy test or a surprise private jet. Tony spoils so you don't have to watch and have your inner goddess contract a wasting disease. Enjoy jokes and constructed scenarios. The misuse of diagnosisies to fit a narrative. The end of EL James and her short but terrible reign.

50 Shades Freed is directed by James Foley right before he died and stars Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey, Dakota Johnson as Anastasia Grey nee Steele, and who else nobody knows theres only really two characters.

Tony continues to dive, this time to darker depths, into the deluded dreams of one decidely dorky damsel and one deranged dude. Directed by the guy who did Glen Gary Glen Ross. Starring Dakota Johnson as Anastasia Steele, Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey and your what, who cares?

"Fellow" was sent to us by some British guy with the email [email protected].

In what is perhaps the greatest undertaking in the history of Spoilered Brats, nay, movie podcasts, nay again, the commentary industry since time immemorial, Tony watched not 1, not 2, but all 3 Fifty Shades films. This is the first. Featuring KT and her podcast debut. Additionally we bring back the dong check, talk what was going on in Britain, make butt plug jokes, amongst other lively conversation. Enjoy!

Jon spoils Tony with a big helping of Mark Wahlberg, back on the pod for his second appearance. Topics of discussion include: autofellatio, Theo Von, gifted children, Indonesia and the CIA, Fall of Russia, flash forward voiceovers, projection, Obama era operator movies vs. Trump operator movies, and much more.

Mile 22 was directed by Peter Berg and written by Lea DU PONT Carpenter Ackerman. It stars Marky Mark as Jimmy Silva, Alice as Alice, Iko Uwais as Li Noor, Ronda Rousey as Sam, and John Malkovich as Mother.

Tony runs the numbers and takes a deal on romance in order to spoil "Materialists" (2025) directed by Celine Song and starring Dakota Johnson, Pedro "The Demon" Pascal, Chris "Jimmy Torch" Evans, and the lady from "Red Scare", a rival podcast. We talk market value, bourgeouise feminism, De Palma's only music video, making a wedding, the value of an honest asshole, and doing a bad job making a wedding. Featuring the hit song "Make a Wedding" by John.

Jon executes a perfectly laid spoiling of Accident Man (2018) starring Scott Adkins, Ray Stevenson (RIP) and Michael Jai White and directed by auteur Jesse V. Johnson. Featuring Jon's rap debut "MIKEY" Items of discussion, Tony's difficulty with appreciating art, sex with non-mammals, Jon's psychological need for violence, and more. Credit for the instrumental used for "MIKE" goes to lejA and many thanks to them for their work.

Tony brings the can of gasoline to light the fire by which we will blaze through the film "Hurry Up Tomorrow". Jon and Tony both explain the immense respect they have for The Weeknd and his ability to maintain both his sadness and his success as balanced parts of his musical output, and his commitment to staying the same no matter what. Additionally we get into a new version of the film "Taken", the degree to which the director Trey Edward Shults had any input into the screenplay and whether this may be the end of his illustrious career, The Weeknd happily explaining himself to the audience through his 22 year old costar Jenna Ortega, and not least importantly Barry Keoghan's hog. Tony really lets his inner Gael out and will be punished, rest assured.

Hurry Up Tomorrow is directed by Trey Edward Shults and was written by Trey Edward Shults, Abel "The Weeknd" Tesfaye and Reza Fahim and this fact should follow them the rest of their lives. Starring Abel Tesfaye as Abel, Barry Keoghan as Barry, Jenna Ortega as Young Gasoline Girl and "Gasoline" as A Synth-Pop Track You Can't Help But Move To.