Weird Christmas Movie Trailers 2019 - Dirty Ass Santa Movie

In Cham absence, Katty and The Hobo watch weird-ass Christmas movie trailers, which include rapey elves, space Santa and a Santa who has seemingly kacked his pants and is trying to hide it from the kids.

Timings and film trailer links in the description below.

There is No Top3 this time and there is no rating but we do decide which is the weirdest.

Please be aware of bad language and crude humor from the start.

Santa with Muscles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XiAYebVwQw

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnEJrwYXXsI

Elves: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLo795JFfpg

A Christmas Horror Story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z3ybMTpqFw

Santa and the Christmas Bunny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oORPmu-05Uw

Santa's Slay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o57v1nhBS54

Intro - 00:27

Katty 1st movie - 01:30

Santa with muscles trailer start - 03:36

Santa with muscles trailer end - 05:26

Hobo 1st movie - 07:21

Santa Conquers the Martians trailer starts - 10:35

Santa Conquers the Martians trailer end - 11:34

Katty 2nd movie - 12:23

Elves movie trailer start - 14:16

Elves movie trailer end - 15:45

Mid break - 18:46

Hobo 2nd movie - 18:53

A Christmas Horror Story trailer start - 19:52

A Christmas Horror Story trailer end - 21:30

Katty 3rd movie - 23:05

Santas mucky brown trousers - 24:52

Santa and the Ice Cream bunny trailer start - 25:38

Santa and the Ice Cream bunny trailer end - 27:23

Dirty ass Santa/shitty brown pants Santa - 29:00

Hobo 3rd movie - 31:37

Santas Slay trailer start - 33:34

Santas Slay trailer end - 35:27

Final ratings - 39:41

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Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music.

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) Audio Commentary - They Ate Tiny Tim

Cham, Katty, Laura and The Hobo watch the 90's Muppet Christmas Classic in this special audio commentary episode

There is No Top3 this time and there is no rating.

Please be aware of bad language and crude humor from the start.

Movie Start: 01:56

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Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music.

IT Chapter 2 (2019) The Festival of Chaud

Cham, Katty, and The Hobo venture back to Derry for the third time to meet Pennywise and the Gang. By the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)?

There is No Top3 this time.

Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start.

Part 1 IT Chapter 2: 00:00 - 21:10

Part 2 IT Chapter 2: 21:11 - 38:47

Part 3 IT Chapter 2: 38:48 - 57:34

There are also spoilers for the title feature.

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Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music.

In this episode, there is no Katty and no Hobo.

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/apr/08/how-the-blair-witch-project-changed-horror-for-ever

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The Haunted Mansion (2003) Slimer the Sausage Swallower.

Cham, Katty, Laura, Zac and The Hobo agree to head into a Haunted Mansion with Eddie Murphy for this Family Spookfest. By the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)?

We also discuss our top 5 Ghosts.

Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start.

Top 3 Ghosts: 00:00 - 14:04

Part 1 The Haunted Mansion: 14:05 - 27:16

Part 2 The Haunted Mansion: 27:17 - 46:13

There are also spoilers for the title feature.

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Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music.

IT (2017) Two Year Anniversary Podcast Sluts

In the summer of 1989, a group of bullied kids band together to destroy a shape-shifting monster, which disguises itself as a clown and preys on the children of Derry, their small Maine town.

Cham, Katty and The Hobo head to the sewers of Derry once again to discuss the latest adaptation of Stephen King's classics novel and by the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)?

We also discuss our top 3 Russians in Film. Forgive us.

Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start.

There are also spoilers for the title feature.

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Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music.

Night Watch Nochnoy Dozor (2004) Katty's Jizzy Space Balls Adventure

Hundreds of years ago there was a battle between the Warriors of Light and the evil Warriors of Darkness. Realising that they were evenly matched, the two sides agreed to a truce. The fragile peace between good and evil is kept in place by two groups: the Day Watch and the Night Watch.

Cham, Katty and The Hobo dive into the gloom, fangs first and by the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)?

We also discuss our top 3 Russians in Film. Forgive us.

Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start.

There are also spoilers for the title feature.

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Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music.

The Dark Crystal (1982) Aughra's Chogger Nips

Fucking wet Jen, has been told that he is the last survivor of the Gelflings. After hearing word of a prophecy, Jen sets out to try to find a shard of the dark crystal, a powerful gem that once provided balance to the universe. He also takes on the evil Skeksis and plays some bangin’ flute tunes on his way.

Cham, Katty and The Hobo delve into the murky, jerky world of The Dark Crystal and by the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)?

We also discuss our top 3 Films that are unintentionally scary. 

Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start.

There are also spoilers for the title feature.

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Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music.

Season 2

A one-take low-budget zombie film takes an unusual turn in this twisty-turny offering from Shinichiro Ueda.

Cham, Katty, The Hobo and special guest Leila, take a bite of this Zombie themed Japanese flick and by the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)?

We also discuss our top 3 (of which, we will not spoil).

Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start.

There are also spoilers for the title feature.

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Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music.

Season 2

In Champion City, a team of "Super Heroes" find themselves upstaged by the city's most successful superhero, Captain Amazing. When Cap goes missing, this band of cretinous fuck heads have to pull their fingers out of their stupid fucking arses and put up a fight. 

Cham, Katty and The Hobo discuss this 90s Ben Stiller romp and by the end ask, is it a masterpiece (Fine Luxurious Cheese) or a flop (Spoilt Milk)?

We also discuss our top 3 worst movie tropes. 

Please be aware of bad language and crude humour from the start.

There are also spoilers for the title feature.

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Thanks to Sam Hargreaves for our title music.