Well, we’re drunk again (or at least Abbie is). Sorry, blame brunch. This week Angela breaks down the history of the King Opera House in Van Buren, Arkansas and why it is haunted af (13:05). Then, at 34:00, Abbie explains why you may not want to not buy a house in Albuquerque, New Mexico… unless, of course, you want to live near the West Mesa Bone Collector’s burial site.

Happy Holidays, betches! Grab your wine and light those fall scented candles! (We sure as fuck have.) Today we're throwing it way back to when and where Halloween originated and dive into stories about monsters, both real and imagined. Abbie explains the connection between Bram Stoker's Dracula and Vlad the Impaler (10:50) and at 39:30 Angela makes us play Bloody Mary and then gives us a little insight into just who the woman in the mirror may be.

Knock-knock! Who’s there? …at 6:55 it’s the Black-eyed Kids (don’t answer). Then, if our pilates class and how far away we had to park wasn’t scary enough, keep listening because at 37:25 Abbie tells us about a real life monster and her lair: Delphine and the LaLaurie Mansion.