Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! to SPORTS ALLEGEDLY EP40 (allegedly)
We try a new beer, praise Nijaree Canady, Zach "conditions" for a race, and Creston takes the night off to rest after a long weekend of Tournament fishing and boat breaking.
Shawn starts of with stats.
Zach sets quietly.
Kenny doesn't have stats ready.
Zach suddenly realizes OU softball is on a win streak.
Kenny says "Timely Hitting."
Zach thinks only private colleges are prestigeous.
Kenny tires to make a joke about 1st place.
Shawn yells LBC!
Kenny reads a story.
Zach repeatedly says Braccus.
Shawn says free throws.
Kenny really thinks 4th quarters are important.
Kenny spills on his precious notes.
Shawn threatens Kenny's teeth.
Zach goes outside.
Shawn calls Lebron "Dumbnuts."
Kenny talks about "Easy Ankles."
Shawn & Zach go against Kenny's view of hockey.
We all read a terrible article about the Florida Panther.
Shawn wants to fire a 5 yr old.
Kenny gets negative on college football news.
And I refuse to spell check any of this.

WELCOME!!! WELCOME!!! WELCOME!!!
We are back after taking a week off. Shawn seems to not want to update and precheck his computer correctly leading to having to fix the intro.
Shawn screws up the intro.
Zach watches Snapchat.
Kenny reads more STATS.
Shawn says "Detroit."
Zach keeps watching snapchat.
Creston sets Quietly.
We all say Fatigue.
Kenny says "Carpe Diem."
Creston comments on coaching.
Kenny makes Shawn look at the bench.
Kenny and Creston pick wrong.
Shawn complains about the internet.
Everyone picks 106.
Kenny keeps bringing up Markets.
Creston knows about Lebron.
Kenny lies about loving hockey.
Shawn makes Kenny guess.
Creston finds his missing pen.
Kenny bores us into "Major League" quotes.
Everyone yells at Shawn.
Creston and Shawn bow fish.
Kenny opens and cloes the door.

WELCOME! WELCOME! WELCOME! Everything is coming together for the NBA & NHL Playoffs, NCAA Softball Regionals are announced, the XFL crowned a new Champion and we all experience Kenny wanting Field for NFL MVP.
Zach swerves the beggining of the pod.
Kenny starts off lying.
Shawn makes the wrong choice.
Kenny reads stats.
Shawn questions Kenny's Hall of Fame choices.
Kenny can't stop saying "Tally."
Zach makes unsubstantiated claims.
Kenny becomes delusional.
Shawn brings up the wrong schedule.
Creston counts.
We spend way too long on NFL scheduling.
Creston fishes.
Kenny reads more stats.
Shawn breaks his search filter.
We celebrate the XFL Champion Renegades, but not the losers.
Kenny bores us with more stats.

WELCOME! WELCOME! WELCOME! to another episode of SPORTS ALLEGEDLY! Your only home for nonsense and random news mixed with mind numbing stats! Zach decides to take half the night off due to "sleep" issues. Our editor decides to go on a Bevis and Butt-Head marathon. We played a backyard football game of Old Guys vs Young Guys. Shawn took out a 14 yr old that was definitely not pass interference, Kenny danced like a doughy gazzelle after a TD, Creston cheated for the younger team and an 58 yr old man almost died. But also, here's the other stuff to look forward to:
Zach needs a nap.
Kenny takes forever to spit out his thoughts.
Shawn clarifies.
Creston gets hung up.
Kenny credits CBS.
Shawn knees Creston's wife.
Creston slips while standing still.
Kenny admits to being excited by scheduling.
We segway into talking shit on the Big10.
Shawn bitches about the Transfer Portal.
Kenny talks about "Cream Rising!"
The Big12 wants a name change.
Zach texts from his Nana's bed.
Creston brings up Coach Celing!
Kenny reads portal transfers.
Zach stands behind us eatting chicken wings like a creeper.
We keep it clean until Hockey Tawlk!
Zach skips Kenny's stat talk.
Shawn does a Canadian voice.
Kenny reads stats on Canadian Citites.

WELCOME! WELCOME! WELCOME! To Sports Allegedly Episode 36 AKA The Post Draft Grading Hangover! Where Kenny can't keep a FORD truck running, Zach can't get on a plane out of his love for all of us, and Creston becomes a master Roaster.
Also, Bear with us as we are dealing with some new Audio/Video software!...

In This Episode:
Someone slaps a mic.
Shawn reads a stat that Kenny was unaware of.
Kenny Lauds every teams pick.
Zach goes on an "In My Opinion" rant every 5 minutes.
Apparently Kenny & Zach graded the draft.
Creston makes sure Kenny knows that he did good.
Kenny forgets a Tight End's name.
Zach pees like 8 times.
Nobody understands Belichick's picks.
Creston doesn't see a standout.
Zach says Uuuhhhhhh...
Shawn doesn't pay attention to Zach.
Kenny keeps making his crapple watch talk.
Zach gets confused by the USXFL!
Kenny all of a sudden has stats for the XFL.
We sing.
Something was supposed to be apparent to Shawn.
Shawn forgets Kenny and Creston's wives names.
Kenny stutters through the NBA finals.
Creston throws away the wrong fish.
We learn about the FUTURE BASS Traveling Trail.

WELCOME! WELCOME! WELCOME! To the Sports Allegedly 2023 Draft Day Special! Where Creston, Shawn, Kenny and Zach go through the draft as they are selected and why the team would take said pick. Also, Kenny reads stats... a lot! But our general bullshitery and Pompassery is still here. We've broken this draft up into 2 parts, mainly because our editor didn't want to upload one 4 and a half hour episode. Let the hijinks ensue.

WELCOME! WELCOME! WELCOME! To the Sports Allegedly 2023 Draft Day Special! Where Creston, Shawn, Kenny and Zach go through the draft as they are selected and why the team would take said pick. Also, Kenny reads stats... a lot! But our general bullshitery and Pompassery is still here. We've broken this draft up into 2 parts, mainly because our editor didn't want to upload one 4 and a half hour episode. Let the hijinks ensue.

Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! To this weeks episode of SPorts Allegedly! We start off with the Aaron Rodgers and Jets deal, then go too long talking about said deal, then realize that Kenny is allegedly a Sports Scientivist!
Kenny reads the Jets Trade details.
Zach calls Rodgers old.
Creston sets too far from the mic.
Shawn apparently pees everwhere.
Zach asks the audiance a question.
Kenny doesn't believe the NFC North will be bad.
Shawn loses focus.
Zach turns around his words.
Kenny corrects Shawn.
Mass confusion ensues.
Shawn does tech stuff.
Kenny has to make sure he's correct.
Creston gets his information from ESPN Breaking News.
We remind Creston of his tiny television.
Eli Manning gets brought up.
Shawn almost dies.

WELCOME! WELCOME! WELCOME! Sorry there were no Sasquatch sightings and still no boat.
On tonights episode:
Kenny tries to tell time.
Shawn derails Kenny's Elephant In the Room speach.
Zach causes silence.
Kenny uses backhanded compliments.
Shawn sings.
Zach shits on Josh Allen.
Creston thinks brains are sexier than talent.
Kenny has to talk in circles.
Everyon teams up against Kenny's Bullshittery.
Zach talks just as fast as daddy.
Shawn and Kenny go after Zach.
Zach bores everyone with his Stat reading.
Kenny finds a random NHL Stat to read.
Zach admits defeat to everyone.
Creston takes forever picking NBA Finals.
Shawn brings up Fungyun flavored Lays.
Kenny talks about the Mavericks bad decisions.
The Gang (except Shawn) goes night fishing.
Kenny almost dies from a water snake.
A real bird shows up during the Outdoor Hour.

We welcome Zach, Keegan, Roy and a lady whose nameI seem to have not gotten. So we start off with a full room and have more people than mics. The NFL QB talk takes over the podcast conversation. And the UFC sneaks in at the end.
Shawn begins with the drama that is Jalen Carter.
Kenny screeches.
Creston gets a virus.
Zach says something random.
Shawn looks for draft picks.
Creston says Hmmmmmmmm.
Kenny refuses to talk about Tua.
Shawn gets the hiccups.
Zach tries to think.
Kenny goes high pitched.
Creston finall says something.
Kenny brings up Creston's Icehogs.
Shawn finds something questionable in his bag.
Zach tries to make bets.
Kenny asks "What is love?"
Creston gets angry at Shawn's hiccups.
And of course, Kenny reads stats.