We open by calling Kenny out for numerous nights of Pompassery and Proclomations. And because he and Zach can't stop hitting the table, our audio equipment screws up.
Kenny complains about coaching.
Creston and Shawn watch the LSU/Va Tech Women's game without Kenny.
Kenny tries to cover his ass with blanket statements.
There is a bedate about what rises to the top.
Shawn says "That's Coaching!"
None of us are at the top of our game.
Zach needs to be filled in.
The buzzing returns.
Shawn sings.
Zach apologizes.
Kenny talks more stats.
Shawn can't words.
Creston threatens to throw the Challenge Flag at Kenny.
Zach leaves.

We have 2 extra guests and no Creston. We start off with March Madness and joining us is Zach and Micha. And all of our equipment has been messed with.
Zach starts off cocky.
Kenny has trouble speaking.
Zach finds out how the NBA Draft works.
Micha burps.
Kenny reads stats.
Shawn looks for teams in the NCAA Men's Bracket.
Kenny reads an article.
College basketball talk drones on way too long.
Shawn says Anal Roberts.
Kenny makes more blanket statments.
Uno decides fate.
Micha keeps touching equipment.
Kenny Proclaims to have picked South Cakalaky Women to win the Women's Tourney.
We attempt to talk NCAA women's Tournament.
Micha throws Shawn off.
Zach brings Beetlejuice into the conversation.
Lamar Jackson gets brought up.
Kenny retires from "Uno Past Midnight!"
Zach will not stop saying "In My Opinion!"
Shawn can't get his ESPN+ account to work.
Kenny thinks we are "Judgy".
Things get awkward.
Father and son argue about Jalen v. Tua.
Kenny eatshis fingers.
Micha interupts Kenny.
Mushroom season is a thing.
Audio gremilns stop by.
Kenny saves stats for next week.
Shawn searches for Obscure BIG12 Sports standings.

Our Guest tonight tries to destroy our studio and runs inot a camera that is "Allegedly" not behind the TV where it belongs.
Kenny looses it on Arizona.
Shawn gets confused... again.
We all have learned to zone Kenny out.
March madness is stressing us out.
Creston doesn't have a tv.
Kenny sneezes.
Shawn tries to look for NIT standings.
Nobody wants Lamar.
NFL Free Agency is chaos.
Zach calls out Kenny's love of Cincy.
Kenny still has negative feelings toward Hurts.
Shawn fights off Kenny's hands.
Zach blocks out Kenny.
We sing "Free Fall'n".
Creston tries to talk.
A Jordan Love debate breaks out.
Kenny gets aroused by stats.
Zach takes a bus ride.
Shawn, unfortunately, makes Kenny sound right.
Zach ans Shawn talk Hockey.
Kenny and Creston get confused.
Kenny brings up Shawn's "distractions".
Creston finally finishes.
A boat gets destroyed.
Zach brings up painful memories for Shawn.

We begin the underwhelming Chicago Bears Trade (We all know they could have gotten more from it.), then some NCAA football talk, a bit of NCAA Basketball gossip, NFL Free agency and Why Kenny won't stop talking.
Kenny starts off on a tirade about how he feels the Chicago Bears trade went down.
Shawn suggests using Uncle Jimmy Johnson as a trade facilitator.
Kenny says "Point" a lot.
Creston sets silently.
Shawn looks noisily through a bag.
Shawn brings up Brock Purdy.
Creston still sets silently.
Kenny talks about QB measurements.
Creston comes in grumpy.
Kenny plays in a sewer.
We talk NFL Free agency.
Our editor skips though the playback.
Kenny talks to himself.
Shawn gets Kenny all horned up with stats.
Creston says knee a lot.
Shawn and Creston compare whose body is in worse shape.
We laugh as the Bengals almost made Kenny cry.
Kenny watches a TikTok.
Apparently, according to Kenny, no conference wants Tulsa.
Shawn talks with his hands.
Creston doesn't make the weigh in.

Oh how the seasons are changing... And we mean trtying to get everyone to understand there are other sports out there in the world besides just NCAA and NFL. So we start like this Vampire Movie I am watching, slow and confusingly.
Kenny begins with confusion.
We try to understand gymnastics scoring.
Kenny does a correction.
Shawn eventually does a correction.
Creston sets quietly.
We move through Oklahoma sports.
Kenny is disappointed by OK State basketball.
Shawn looks at Bracketology.
Creston Hits his mic.
Kenny gets flagged for lying about lying.
Shawn claims LeeBran killed Kobe.
Kenny reads a funny statistic.
Shawn digs in a bag.
Kenny doesn't want to write down a stat.
We wonder what dates are.
Shawn ignores Kenny while playing with audio.
We speculate Wentz to the USXFL.
A hockey game is planned,
Creston doesn't have a smart TV.
Kenny and Shawn make fun of Creston's TV size.
Creston fishes with a chandelier.
Pelicans disrupt fishing.
Kenny tries to understand fishing acronyms.
Shawn distracts everyone with research.

How Badly I do not want to type "Welcome, Welcome, Welcome!", but sadly it is becoming the opening line as annoying as it is.
We open with Kenny trying to be funny but failing miserably as we all know that Shawn and Creston are the funny ones and Kenny is the boring stat lover. So let's get into the episode desription:
Shawn tries to open with the dismal Cowboys.
Kenny goes straight to the Drama that is Bienemy.
We all question the Commanders motives.
No one cares about Aaron Rogers.
We ponder the motives and futures of active NFL QBs on the move around the league.
Creston walks back the Patriots Sucking.
Shawn doesn't like to read Kenny's texts.
Kenny still doesn't want or know how to play Fantasy Football.
Shawn calls out Kenny for calling Creston a stupid lineman.
Kenny tries to justify marching band instead of playing football.
We work through a Chitown Bears Draft senario to hoard picks for 2024.
Creston and Kenny try to understand street slang.
Shawn suggests making Creston the research bitch.
Kenny brings up a GM position in College Football.
We debate the trouble occuring in College Basketball.
Shawn forgets how to speak.
Creston talks aboutstalking other fishermena and Water Turkeys.
Kenny delveops a love of Notre Dame.
And Kenny doubts OU softball.

WELCOME! WELCOME! WELCOME! The post Super Bowl aftermath is here. The Boys are back and this is late being uploaded due to internet difficulties. Because when it rains, things get wet and backed up. I have been to busy to make an image so I will just be rehashing a used one.
We start off with the post Super Bowl techno boogie.
Creston can be heard.
Kenny says "Producer Voice".
Shawn forgets the intro... again.
Kenny makes pompassery comments about being right.
Creston is happy the Chiefs won.
Kenny loses the overall picks for the Pod.
Shawn comments on how Kenny and Creston left him at Kenny's house for the first half.
Kenny claims to not understand how overall stats work.
Shawn reads slowly.
Creston doesn't fish or big game hunt.
Kenny and Shawn attempt to talk other sports.
Creston feigns intrest.
A hockey advernture to Dallas is discussed.
And the XFL and USFL are brought up.

In an unfrotunate turn of software updating events, Shawn's audio is fine. Kenny's audio is meh, useable. But poor Creston's is barely audible. Luckily there were no fishing tourneys nor hunting excursions. Due to this, the description wil be short.
The fellas go over the Super Bowl.... Again!
The remaining coaching openings.
Kenny reads his lists again.
Flags are thrown.
NHL, NBA, USFL, XFL all get some action.

We begin the show with jokes about Shawn lossing his hair because of a bet due to the 49ers loss in the NFC Championship and not making jokes about Kenny's mom.
Kenny gives Brock Purdy a backhanded compliment.
Shawn brings out the Measuring stick.
Creston stays out of it.
Kenny says repeatedly says Apples and Oranges.
Kenny fails to defend Tua.
We get nowhere with the NFC Championship breakdown.
Kenny screams period.
The Ghost screws with the internet.
Kenny keeps proving himself wrong.
Shawn hits the table because Kenny keeps trying to change the arguement.
Kenny doesn't understand technology.
Creston and Kenny stop talking while Shawn looks up information.
Kenny thinks we put words in his mouth.
Kenny wants a right mark on the wrong board.
Shawn wants to see people in Philly eat horse poo poo after they win the Superbowl.
We all want the Pro Bowl and all other All Star Games canceled.
We talk about a highschool coach.
Kenny wants women's basketball turned into a wierd form of Dodgeball.
OH and Kenny talks about Tom Brady.
Crestron wants to punch Tony Romo.
Kenny watched chickens get killed as a child.

Oh how the week begins and ends. Our editor realized that the Royal Rumble was on so he gave it a watch (mostly in fast forward), trying to see if it had improved any. Unfortunately, it has not, but I digress....
We have difficulty starting.
Creston starts with is favorite Chiefs vs Jaguars.
Shawn fact checks Kenny.
Kenny backpedals to cover his ass.
Kenny says listen.
Shawn argues coaching with Kenny.
Kenny switches from blaming coaches to the front office.
Creston and Kenny argue about Vanilla.
Creston and Kenny agree.
Kenny stumbles while talking.
Shawn starts another arguement.
Shawn gets confused.
Creston and Shawn find a way to agrivate Kenny.
Shawn makes fun of Grayson Allen.
Creston gets 4th place while fishing.
Kenny implies that he has other friends.
Shawn compares post Tournament fish dispersal to an orgy.