WHAT?! No new Sports Stories this week!? Don't worry, we combed the archives and found a LOST episode. This was supposed to be our first episode, but we got so excited, we forgot to introduce the show as our first ever show! STUPID! ANYWAYS, this week, TJ and Joe yak about tall man, Greg Kite. A story of an extra vertebrae, jolly old England, and Burger King.

This week, TJ and Joe gossip about pro outfielder, Van Snider. A story of the sliding door on vans, from punk rock to the Marines, and Joe has to ace his book report to pass his class and to keep ownership of his Dad's company.

This week, TJ and Joe gab about defensive skater, Rick Zombo. A story of John Candy brand sneakers, Canadian workout and haircut crazes, and TJ's JFK impression is flawless.

This week, TJ and Joe flap their gums about court composer, John Williams. A story of channeling funny man Jay Leno, hooping at the "Y", and why the Washington Bullets became the Washington Wizards.

This week, TJ and Joe tackle head hunting safety, Terry Kinard. A story of coming down from the mount, being a practice mercenary, and TJ and Joe give praise and admiration to Poutine.

This week, TJ and Joe discuss mound intimidater, Teddy Higuera. A story of growing up too fast, being a bear dad, and Joe gets too close to his story.

This week, TJ and Joe talk about pick and roller, Walter Palmer. A story of transatlantic flight, love addiction, and for all you sleuths out there, another mind bending conspiracy. Also, Merry Christmas! 

This week, TJ and Joe delight in mid-air kicker, Rohn Stark. A story of Sweden, Running Down a Dream, and TJ and Joe uncover a mind blowing conspiracy. 

This week, TJ and Joe hash over outfielder, Kevin Belcher. A story of Judeo Gamblin', Swords & Fire, and Brad Garrett is kind of a dick, according to Joe.

 This week, TJ and Joe rev their engines about middleman, Cadillac Anderson. A story of the motor city, ball bearer, and death drops.