Sports Wrap

Simmo and Dukie are back in the studio for another unmissable episode of The Sports Wrap, your go-to for passionate opinions, razor-sharp stats, and the kind of banter you didn’t know you needed in your life. This week’s show kicks off with a twist—Simmo’s Around the Grounds takes an unexpected turn after resident NRL expert Josh Parke calls in sick. Never one to shy away from a challenge (or the chance to take the piss), Simmo steps up and delivers the NRL Wrap himself, giving us a no-holds-barred rundown of the league’s weekend action—whether Josh likes it or not.

From there, it’s into AFL Round 15, and let’s just say Simmo is not holding back. With bye rounds wreaking havoc on the fixture, the Thursday and Friday night games were, in his words, “boring rubbish” that had no business being scheduled in the premier timeslots. If you’ve been frustrated by the AFL’s bizarre scheduling choices, this rant is for you.

Then it’s time for the stat attack you didn’t know you needed but now can’t live without—Dukie’s Crunching Numbers. This week, Dukie’s dived deep into the GWS database and come up with a stat so juicy, so beautifully nerdy, that data lovers everywhere will be rushing for a quiet moment to themselves. Honestly, it’s that good. Expect spreadsheets, graphs, and a fair bit of frothing.

We’ve also got the ever-reliable Simon Says, Simmo’s take-no-prisoners segment that blends social commentary, sports oddities, and unfiltered rants into one glorious stew. From players milking free kicks to Simmo’s theory on why footy coverage needs less analysis and more chaos, it’s unpredictable and absolutely essential listening.

Wrap it all up with in-depth analysis, some light sledging, and a few moments where Simmo and Dukie genuinely forget they’re on air, and you’ve got another classic episode of The Sports Wrap.

It’s footy talk for fans who love the game, love the stats, and most of all, love a laugh. Don’t miss it!

This episode sees the much-loved Around the Grounds segment return, as the boys whip around the leagues to bring you the best bits, worst losses, biggest blow-ups, and unexpected upsets from the weekend's action. From local legends to international headlines, nothing escapes their radar.

Dukie is still Crunching Numbers like a complete nerd—his words, not ours—and somehow makes deep-dive analytics actually entertaining. Expect everything from player averages and injury impacts to the sneaky trends no one else is talking about. If you're betting, tipping, or just want to win a pub argument, this is the stuff you need.

And speaking of tips, Josh has absolutely nailed it this week with his NRL predictions. He’s picked winners, spotted the flops, and might just be the reason your footy tipping comp gets a shake-up. Keep an ear out—he’s in career-best form.

Simmo’s also launched a brand-new segment called Simon Says, stepping in to replace an old favourite. It’s part rant, part wisdom, part chaos—as only Simmo can deliver. Whether he’s tearing strips off a coach’s tactics or telling it straight about the state of the game, this new segment is quickly becoming a fan highlight.

Simmo and Dukie are absolutely killing it this week with another action-packed episode of Sports Wrap, the show where passion meets stats, and no game goes unnoticed. Whether you're a die-hard footy head or just love a good spray about sport, this one’s for you.

The much-loved Around the Grounds segment is back, as the boys whip around the leagues to bring you the best bits, worst losses, biggest blow-ups, and unexpected upsets from the weekend's action. From local legends to international headlines, nothing escapes their radar.

Dukie is still Crunching Numbers like a complete nerd, Simmo's words, not ours and somehow makes deep-dive analytics actually entertaining. Expect everything from player averages and injury impacts to the sneaky trends no one else is talking about. If you're betting, tipping, or just want to win a pub argument, this is the stuff you need.

And speaking of tips, Josh has absolutely nailed it this week with his NRL predictions. He’s picked winners, spotted the flops, and might just be the reason your footy tipping comp gets a shake-up. Keep an ear out he’s in career-best form.

Simmo’s also launched a brand-new segment called Simon Says, stepping in to replace an old favourite. It’s part rant, part wisdom, part chaos as only Simmo can deliver. Whether he’s tearing strips off a coach’s tactics or telling it straight about the state of the game, this new segment is quickly becoming a fan highlight.

There’s banter, blow-ups, brilliant insight and maybe a few dodgy calls too. That’s all part of the fun. Tune in, wrap up, and let Simmo and Dukie take you through the week in sport like only they can.

The boys are back in town, and they’re bringing the heat in another jam-packed episode of Sports Wrap with Simmo and Dukie! Whether you’re a die-hard sports nut or just here for the banter, this episode has something for everyone.

It all kicks off with Around the Grounds, where Simmo takes you on a whirlwind tour of the weekend's results across the major codes. From last-minute goals to shock upsets, he’s got all the scores, highlights, and headlines you need to sound like you watched every game – even if you didn’t.

Then it's time to let off a bit of steam with the return of What Boils My Piss. Simmo’s back behind the mic with his trademark mix of frustration and humour, taking aim at the little things that drive him up the wall – and trust us, you’ll be nodding along.

Rugby league fans, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered too. Josh Parke is back with his NRL Wrap, bringing insight, analysis, and the kind of footy knowledge that only someone who lives and breathes the game can provide.

And of course, Dukie is Crunching Numbers like only he can – digging into the stats, trends, and draft data that separate the contenders from the pretenders. Whether it's fantasy tips or recruitment strategy, Dukie brings the maths to the madness.

Add in some classic back-and-forth banter, sharp takes, and a genuine love for the game, and you’ve got another must-listen edition of Sports Wrap. So grab your footy shorts, settle in, and let Simmo and Dukie take you through the week in sport – one laugh, gripe, and stat at a time.

Strap yourselves in because Simmo and Dukie are back behind the mic for another massive episode of Sports Wrap! As always, the boys are bringing the heat with their no-holds-barred take on the sporting weekend that was – covering all the big hits, shockers, and standout moments from the AFL, NRL, and beyond. Whether it’s a thrilling upset, a controversial call, or a rising star making waves, they’ve got it covered.

Simmo is fired up and ready to let loose in his much-loved segment What Boils My Piss – expect passionate rants, head-shaking disbelief, and maybe even a life hack or two along the way. Meanwhile, Dukie dives deep into the data in Crunching Number, breaking down the stats you didn’t know you needed, but now can’t live without.

This week, the lads are joined by special guest Josh, who jumps in for a deep-dive chat about all things NRL – from ladder movers to injury lists and everything in between. Expect insight, laughs, and plenty of friendly digs as the trio unpacks the week in league.

Plus, the boys preview the upcoming round across the codes, share bold predictions, and maybe even a few outrageous hot takes. It’s footy talk, mateship, and mayhem all rolled into one.

Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just trying to keep up at the pub, Sports Wrap has your weekly dose of sport served up with passion, banter, and a whole lot of heart.

Strap in for another jam-packed edition of Sports Wrap as Simmo and Dukie take you through a massive weekend of sporting action, headlines, highlights, and hilarious banter.

The show kicks off with the fan-favourite segment Around the Grounds, where Simmo delivers a whirlwind recap of all the latest results from the AFL, EPL, and NBA. Whether it's buzzer-beaters, last-minute goals, or controversial umpiring decisions, Simmo's got you covered with all the must-know scores and stories from the sporting world plus a little bit of of Formula 1 from Jase

Josh is back with another look at the round that was in the NRL and boy was there some massive upsets, a draw and Josh calls Penrith's finals over.

Of course, no episode of Sports Wrap would be complete without Dukie getting down to business. Armed with spreadsheets and a sharp eye for trends, Dukie crunches the numbers from the AFL season so far uncovering who’s hot, who’s not, and what the stats say about the contenders and pretenders heading into the middle part of the year.

Then things get personal and it’s mostly about football as Simmo unloads in "What Boils My Piss", his weekly rant where nothing is off-limits. if it annoyed Simmo this week, you're going to hear about it — with passion, humour, and zero filter.

Finally, the boys turn their attention to Round 10 of the AFL, breaking down all the key matchups, injury news, ladder implications, and bold predictions. Who’s set to make a statement? Who’s under pressure? And which teams are facing must-win games? Simmo and Dukie give you everything you need to know to sound like an expert at the pub or the water cooler.

Strap in for another jam-packed edition of Sports Wrap as Simmo and Dukie take you through a massive weekend of sporting action, headlines, highlights, and hilarious banter.

The show kicks off with the fan-favourite segment Around the Grounds, where Simmo delivers a whirlwind recap of all the latest results from the AFL, EPL, and NBA. Whether it's buzzer-beaters, last-minute goals, or controversial umpiring decisions, Simmo's got you covered with all the must-know scores and stories from the sporting world plus a little bit of of Formula 1 from Jase

Next up, we welcome back Josh Parke, fresh from his travels across Fiji and the SolomonIslands. Josh has been deep in rugby heartland territory, meeting the local talent and discovering why these island nations continue to produce wave after wave of freakishly gifted players lighting up the NRL. Expect incredible stories, scouting gems, and a few laughs from Josh’s journey.

Of course, no episode of Sports Wrap would be complete without Dukie getting down to business. Armed with spreadsheets and a sharp eye for trends, Dukie crunches the numbers from the AFL season so far — uncovering who’s hot, who’s not, and what the stats say about the contenders and pretenders heading into the middle part of the year.

Then things get personal as Simmo unloads in "What Boils My Piss", his weekly rant where nothing is off-limits. From poor sportsmanship to dodgy internet streams, if it annoyed Simmo this week, you're going to hear about it — with passion, humour, and zero filter.

Finally, the boys turn their attention to Round 9 of the AFL, breaking down all the key matchups, injury news, ladder implications, and bold predictions. Who’s set to make a statement? Who’s under pressure? And which teams are facing must-win games? Simmo and Dukie give you everything you need to know to sound like an expert at the pub or the water cooler.

It's all here — the analysis, the laughs, the rants, and the love of the game. This is Sports Wrap, and you're not going to want to miss a minute.

Simmo and Dukie are back in the studio the Sports Wrap bringing you their trademark mix of laughs, hot takes, and seriously sharp footy analysis.

They kick things off with Around the Grounds, running through all the big results from the weekend’s AFL and EPL matches. Whether it was a shock upset, a clutch goal, or a side that simply didn’t show up, Simmo and Dukie break it all down with their usual mix of insight and banter.

Then it’s time for the always unfiltered What Boils My Piss, and Simmo does not disappoint and Dukie returns with his much-loved segment Crunching Numbers, digging into the stats and trends shaping the season so far. He’s got the data, the insight, and a few surprises that might just change the way you see the ladder.

But that’s not all. The boys go deep, real deep into the weekend’s AFL matches, delivering a full-blown review of every game. They call out who stood tall, who went missing, and which sides are looking the goods heading into the next round. It’s bold, it’s loud, it’s packed with passion. Whether you're a diehard footy head, an EPL nut, or just here for Simmo’s rants, this episode of Sports Wrap is an absolute belter.

Simmo and Dukie are back in the studio with their finest episode yet of the Sports Wrap bringing you their trademark mix of laughs, hot takes, and seriously sharp footy analysis.

They kick things off with Around the Grounds, running through all the big results from the weekend’s AFL and EPL matches. Whether it was a shock upset, a clutch goal, or a side that simply didn’t show up, Simmo and Dukie break it all down with their usual mix of insight and banter.

Then it’s time for the always unfiltered What Boils My Piss, and Simmo does not disappoint. He’s absolutely on fire this week ranting about how Jesus keeps getting dragged up every year just because it’s Easter, unloading on fans who throw things at AFL players, and taking aim at a few other gripes that have got under his skin. If you like your commentary with a bit of bite, this one’s for you.

Dukie returns with his much-loved segment Crunching Numbers, digging into the stats and trends shaping the season so far. He’s got the data, the insight, and a few surprises that might just change the way you see the ladder.

But that’s not all. The boys go deep, real deep into the weekend’s AFL matches, delivering a full-blown review of every game. They call out who stood tall, who went missing, and which sides are looking the goods heading into the next round. And of course, they cap things off with a preview of the upcoming fixtures, complete with their fearless (and sometimes outrageous,like predicting Carlton to win the flag) tips.

It’s bold, it’s loud, it’s packed with passion. Whether you're a diehard footy head, an EPL nut, or just here for Simmo’s rants, this episode of Sports Wrap is an absolute belter.

This week on Sports Wrap, with Dukie off on a well-earned break (rumours are he's crunching numbers on a tropical island), the mics are hot and the banter’s even hotter as Simmo, Dangerous Dan, and Fred take over the reins!

Simmo kicks things off with his usual fiery passion, guiding listeners through a jam-packed weekend of AFL, EPL, and NBA action. With footy season heating up, the trio leave no stone unturned in their deep-dive into all the big moments—from controversial calls to breakout performances, injury concerns, and where your team really stands as we head into the next round.

As always, Simmo brings the heat with his legendary segment What Boils My Piss—and this week, Dangerous Dan adds his own brand of unfiltered, slightly rogue wisdom to the ranting session. Let’s just say, it’s not for the faint-hearted, but it’s absolutely hilarious.

The AFL faithful are well-fed with the weekly Review, Preview and Tips, as the boys break down every game, call out the heroes and villains, and make their picks for who’s primed to make a statement in the upcoming round.

Fred steps up in Dukie’s absence to deliver Dukie’s Crunching Numbers—proving once and for all that stats don't lie, and Fred’s got a sneaky knack for the analytics. Whether you're a supercoach tragic or just love knowing who ran the most kms, this one’s for you.

And of course, they wrap things up with the classic Good, Bad and Ugly—the segment where no team, player, coach or referee is safe from praise, roasting, or outright disbelief. From the magic moments to the absolute trainwrecks, the boys tell it how it is.

It’s unfiltered, unapologetic, and undeniably entertaining. Get around it—this is Sports Wrap like you’ve never heard it before.