LeBron James set a pick on his own teammate and now the Cavs are going to make absolute sure there's no on-court confusion. News News News: Blake Griffin Says Steve Balmer is Like a Dad That Gives You Candy, The Royals Win the Pennant. Sketches: Cleveland Cavaliers Assistant Coach Brett Brielmaier on the LeBron James Pick on his Own Team. Weird Sportsmen: Earl Weaver.

Marc Beslach tried to ruin a football game with a laser pointer, so what other hilarious jokes does he have in store? News News News: NBA Tells Players Not to Give 3-Point Gesture in Brazil, Chris Bosh Hasn't Spoken to LeBron Since He Left Miami. Sketches: Laser Pointer Detroit Fan Mark Beslach Comes Clean. Weird Sportsmen: Nyjer Morgan.

Games are long and boring, so let's get the MLB to fix it! News News News: Larry Donnell Wins in Real Football; Loses in Fantasy Football, Detroit Lions Player Injured in Comical Fashion, Major League Baseball Strives to Change Common Perception of Games. Sketches: Kris Humphries Fall TV Lineup Reviews, Verfiable True Facts: MLB Post Season. Weird Sportsmen: Howard Hill.

America's been too nice to Roger Goodell, so it's time for us to take him to task! News News News: Michael Vick Says Roger Goodell is the Very Model of a Modern Major General. Sketches: NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Finally Gets Grilled. Weird Sportsmen: Bill Romanowski.

Football has seemed a lot more dangerous lately! News News News: NBA Commissioner Adam Silver Says Sports Betting is Inevitable, Jerry Jones Lives in a World Without Color. Sketches: Giants Head Coach Tom Coughlin Talks NFL Football. Weird Sportsmen: Albert Haynesworth.

If you think the Fappening didn't affect the world of sports, you are sorely mistaken! News News News: Wes Welker Says He Doesn't Do Drugs, Josh Gordon Suspended for a Year. Sketches: Brett Favre Demands an Interview, Verifiable True Facts: NFL Preview Edition. Weird Sportsmen: Rick Swenson.

Josh Shaw digs himself out of a hole, because a 7 year old boy was drowning in the hole and he needed to save him! News News News: Seattle Seahawks Superfan Gets Seahawks Themed Eyeball, NHL Expansion News. Sketches: Josh Shaw Explains his Lie, Verifiable True Facts: College Football Edition. Weird Sportsmen: Pete Weber.

Just when you think the NFL is short on values, Forbes assigns very specific values to each one! News News News: Forbes's NFL Franchise Value List. Sketches: Pre-Season Hot Dog Vendor at the St. Louis Rams Stadium. Weird Sportsmen: Cynisca.

Bad luck for Paul George, good luck for leg doctors! News News News: Steve Balmer Officially Owns the Clippers, Paul George Changes his Jersey Number to 13, Orlando Scandrick Suspended for Four Games for Molly. Sketches: New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Interview on Outlawing Sports Betting, Paul George's Doctor on the Broken Leg. Weird Sportsmen: Rosie Napravnik.

Frostburg State University finally gets their college football media day in the sun! News News News: Texas Longhorns Head Coach Unhooks the Horns, San Antonio Spurs Hires NBA's First Female Assistant Coach Becky Hammon, Phoenix Suns P.J. Tucker Goes to Jail for Extreme DUI. Sketches: College Football Media Day With Frostburg State University Coach Tom Rogish. Weird Sportsmen: Eddie Gaedel.