Hanna was very excited -- possibly too excited -- when she learned how cleaning factors into her new job at the state lotto. We also get an update on the family power washer and how Hanna's dad is using it to make ladies swoon.

Andrew has some dirty velcro, Hanna has some spooky neighbors, and a Scrub Jockey has problems with procrastination.

Andrew's out here talking suction cups again, while Hanna's in the market for every Scrub Jockey's dream product. They also check the phone line to find out that people have VERY STRONG OPINIONS about impeller-style washers.

Andrew has an important philosophical question about pet food dishes. Hanna's got a clutch of some fancy lookin' floor cleaners. And Scrub Jockeys have questions about washing machines and stories about dog grooming gone wrong.

An honest-to-gosh physicist calls in with some laundry advice, and a Scrub Jockey shares how she survived the worst cleaning nightmare she could imagine.

Hanna and Andrew brace themselves for their first macrame-related question, while a Scrub Jockey deals with a Yeti situation from hell.

Hanna and Andrew help a listener prepare for an out-of-town guest, and they delight in another book by their new favorite author, Don Aslett.

Hanna's worst nightmare has returned, but this time she's taking matters into her own hands. Speaking of hands, Andrew decided to burn some of his off with acid last weekend. And Scrub Jockeys call in with cleaning mantras and admissions of broken brains.