SPRING BREAK 1985

Stevie, Kattoo, and Tim discuss Bridgerton,  high school incidents, off-color jokes, JFK, the Curse of Tippecanoe, malt liquor, smoking in bars, Sparks vs. Four Loko, alter egos, the visceral joy of smashing tube TVs, slamming phones, high speed rail, Planet of the Apes, and jester’s privilege.

In an extremely unsupervised episode, Kattoo and Tim discuss the unplanned hiatus, the Santos/Fuentes beef, gay Republicans, King Charles’ portrait, political dynasties, cat size, Olympic anti-sex beds, drug tests, movie magic, fake IDs, raw milk, Shogun, Challengers, anime, and Applebees.

Stevie, Kattoo, and Tim discuss fashion, Drunk Shakespeare, Busytown jobs, a new luxury bus to the Hamptons, Senior Assassins, a new game of Kattoo’s invention that is the idea of the year, and NYU professor Scott Galloway's tremendously stupid and incorrect theory on why the campus protests are happening.

In an extraordinarily delayed episode, Stevie, Kattoo, and Tim discuss campus protests, Astoria pizza wars, bad drivers, Kattoo’s status as the Ralph Nader of women, wife guys vs. husband girls, the ongoing temper tantrum by NYU professor Shai Davidai, and other topics. Recorded on 4/22.

In a jam-packed episode, Stevie, Kattoo, and Tim discuss Clarence Thomas’ no-call no-show, Iran’s retaliation to Israel bombing their consulate in Damascus, Eric Adams getting embarrassed on the Breakfast Club, the homelessness crisis, squatters, train hopping, punk houses, pirates, cover bands, J.K. Rowling’s Holocaust revisionism/denial (which we can talk about because we’re American), the rising TERF/Nazi alliance in the UK, podcast debates, what would make the Whatever podcast worth listening to, Conan O’Brien, and the solution to legacy media’s woes.

Stevie, Kattoo, and Tim discuss affordable housing, advice for the yutes, 23-year-old-style meals, the eclipse, and Dune 2.

The gang is back together! Stevie, Tim, and Kattoo discuss hot dog flavored water, Israel's escalation (and make an impassioned plea to our one Israeli listener), the parts of each of our lore that will inspire conspiracy theories about us, squatters, Rowdy Hall's victory in their façade battle, and Guitar Hero 3.

There's another 40 minutes or so of discussion, which will be available (with video!) on Patreon.

https://patreon.com/boysarebackindottown

Stevie and Tim are joined by Bryan Quinby (Guys, P.O.D. Kast) to talk USA Network shows, 2000s-style friendships vs. modern friendships, driving etiquette, the Hamptons (and a little bit of crime), shock jocks, flubs, vacations, side hustles, podcaster inside baseball, walking, and more.

You can find Bryan at murderxbryan on the socials.

Bryan: https://www.patreon.com/MurderXBryan

Us: https://www.patreon.com/boysarebackindottown

The gang is back together! Stevie, Kattoo, and Tim discuss Vladimir Putin opening the oldest vault, the Diddy raid, the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse (and conspiracy theories thereof), mayors named Brandon, time travel, the political pressures being projected onto Sydney Sweeney’s titties, YouTube drama, and Stevie finally names a celebrity he fumbled.

Stevie and Tim are joined for crime time by Tiktok star, youtuber, actor, and musician Austin Archer aka Your Pal Austin.

Austin's new film, Riddle of Fire, hits theaters today.