The boys compare scruff and experiement with sharpie mustaches. Squatters' own Robyn Clark serenades us with therapy and identity theft. Tweet of the Week, Living With Jesus, In Unrelated News & A Moment with Charleton Heston.

Erik and Brendan start off the show calling a psychic hotline. The most expensive and awkward segment in Toad Hop history leads us to Prostate Exams, Videos Games, Jamaican Airlines and Jesus. The three-peat of F My Life and Tweet of the Week with the debut of Living With Jesus and In Unrelated News.

Class is in session with Squatters' own Cassandra Smith as she imparts wisdom from relationship advice to Llama after-birth. The sophomore squatcast brings educational programming to Toad Hop while the callers make housing offers to Brendan. Tweet of the Week, F My Life and the most deceptively depressing segment of all time: Hungry Hungry Hobos.

Brendan and Erik struggle with female intelligence, male anatomy and answering the phones in their first ever live show. Tweet of the Week, F My Life, and the invention of You Don't Know Dick where our hosts wear penis hats hand-made by Erik! Special Co-Star Christiann Castellanos from Squatters and Awkward Kids drops by to talk about her nude photos and to give away the worlds worst painting.