Broncos open a big drum of woop-ass.

Bidens fly over.

The professor's pen cam.

Things parents shouldn't say on social media.

Student suspended for toy gun, he had at home.

Goats stolen using duct tape.

SAS soldier is a hero in Kenya.

The cure for premature peter.

Don"t pee on the produce.

Shooting victim thought to be on period.

Lester Hayes stickum.

Grand theft robbery.

Dairy queen manager does the right thing.

Michelle Malkin loses health care.

addicted to being illegal.

Swimmers block cruise ships.

Anti gang activist arrested for shooting.

Swelan government takover of asswipe.

Freddie McCauliffe loved the ladies, hated the veggies.

Rob a federal agent, get 2 in the but. Woman gives birth in classroom. Woman stabs ex over Eagles music. Man bites off another man's willy. Steal midget porn, set house on fire. California want to ban lead bullets. Woman misplaces sex toy. Whats in your purse? Porn star gets 100 bottles of man-juice. Penis stolen in the night. Female prison guard charged with raping male inmate. Threesome+ car+gun+$120.+palm tree=???? Peeping tom banned from McDonalds. Too much sex? Sex on a table,at a diner, during business hours. Don't strip at a NY school assembly. One clean wipe. Obama turns on AFL-CIO.

Fight of a robber with a shoe.

Washington shooting.

Al qaeda called for attacks last week.

Read the book Ariel's Light.

Fort Bragg soldier arrested for making dogporn.

The name is too damn long.

Don't drop your drawers while driving.

GTA 5 is out, gamers won't be seen outside for weeks.

Dog hides in Bathtub during house fire.

Colorado is under water.

Million Muslim Farce.

Biker backlash.

Pregnant woman with a gun, nothin to mess with.

Never carjack in Texas...They got guns.

Who'd ya rather? Jeep? Hummer? ah yes Land Rover.

Knives, guns, tazers, swat teams aint nothin to mess with.

Sleaze and the royal crown. Damn thats gross.

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3 billion you can't have.

Bank robber in polka dot dress.

Detroit deputy stabbed with comb.

Obama is a weasel.

Artist beaten over penis bullet gun.

2 million bikers ride on DC.

Donkey brained throat cutters against fear.

Democrats embezzle funds.

How do I get titstare?

Monkey eats testicles.

Stolen bike revenge.

Thief on a moped.

Breastfeeding on a moped.

N-word, term of endearment?

Pot grower kills himself with boobie trap.

Cher tweets displeasure.

Woman cooks husband in pressure cooker.

Bible thumpin thief.

Doin it in the depot.

Captain Rob alone.

What to do about Syria. Stay the f*&k out.

What happened to the Republicans?

John McCain is retarded.

Fast food workers have strike day. Or do they?

Unionized strip club closes in san fran sicko.

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