The Whore Count™ sits at six. Cat Fahts and Sound Boards (clip from Stab Party 16) We're basically 12.Stab Party 16 comes out tomorrow 12/15/2016, head to https://failedinitiative.com to check it out! Posted by Failed Initiative Podcast Network on Wednesday, December 14, 2016 Alijah sits in with us this week to introduce the newest show coming soon on the Failed Initiative podcast network, Meta Workshoppe.  You can check out a preview here! On this episode we discuss cats, the Chapecoense soccer team tragedy, Katie says whore a lot, RPGs, Nick gets wild with some sound effects, and stealthy friends!  We try to figure out ifRead More →

This week we go deep into fatness, food habits, and watch a few Youtube videos!  Children’s entertainment is weird. We also watched a video of some people breaking into Splish Splash–a waterpark here on Long Island–over Thanksgiving and rode their BMX bikes on all the rides.  Kinda cool! Fuck pork chops. On the show this week… Katie’s Instagram – KatieLovesKnife Sam’s Twitter – Sammde3 Nick’s Twitter – TheStubbyTech Thanks to this week’s sponsors… Lines Between the Stacks: a book of library Haikus written by Dani of TheDailyDani.com and designed by Nick.  Get it on Amazon in print and Kindle. The Single AF Campaign:  OUR FIRST SHIRT!  Designed byRead More →

Kozz joins us this week from Detroit to discuss the mean streets of Copiague, dead classmates, holistic remedies, heroin and its influence here on Long Island, pottery, and what it’s like to get dropped into school without knowing the primary language.  Katie admits to maybe watching Gabe sleep?  Or at least taking selfies with his mom.  Is 7-11 safe to eat at?  Are gas station bathrooms cleaner than Stop & Shop’s? Who knows? You’ll know! But only if you tune in! On the show this week… Kozz’s Soundcloud – Fairchild586 / Millennial Construction and Design LLC Katie’s Instagram – KatieLovesKnife Sam’s Twitter – Sammde3 Dan’s Twitter – MeanDanGreen Nick’sRead More →

The election is over!  Trump won. Justin was so thrilled he drove all the way down from the mountains to scream into the microphones with us.  The gang discusses voting and if the third party should be split into a third and fourth party.  If you don’t like enthusiastic discussions that kinda sound like arguing, uh, trigger warning. Recorded on 11/13/2016 (caught up, finally) On the show this week… Katie’s Instagram – KatieLovesKnife Sam’s Twitter – Sammde3 Nick’s Twitter – TheStubbyTech Gabe / Justin’s… uh… lacking internet presence Thanks to this week’s sponsors… Lines Between the Stacks: a book of library Haikus written by Dani of TheDailyDani.com and designedRead More →

Alex harasses everyone he passes on the street, which instead of dividing, actually brings the world together.  We also discuss a ton about the (then) upcoming election, getting half-way out of tickets, religious education, and we brainstorm innovative ways to carry water.  Also, Listen in for another installment of Fuck Boy Theatre! Recorded on 11/05/2016 (catching up, finally) On the show this week… Katie’s Instagram – KatieLovesKnife Sam’s Twitter – Sammde3 Nick’s Twitter – TheStubbyTech and Alex! Thanks to this week’s sponsors… Lines Between the Stacks: a book of library Haikus written by Dani of TheDailyDani.com and designed by Nick.  Get it on Amazon in print and Kindle. TheRead More →

The team meanders through a bucket of topics including dating, driving, dads, dribbly tips, the PervCrate we may or may not be making, and another installment of FuckBoy Theatre.  So much anxiety talk, so trigger warning?  We also found out that cats do not make good emotional support animals, and fish are allergic to air. Also people who really like Trump and money.  Like.  Why. Recorded on 10/30/2016 (catching up, finally) On the show this week… Katie’s Instagram – KatieLovesKnife Sam’s Twitter – Sammde3 Nick’s Twitter – TheStubbyTech Thanks to this week’s sponsors… Lines Between the Stacks: a book of library Haikus written by Dani of TheDailyDani.com andRead More →

Short episode this week, we talk about how awful cats are, temptations while tattooing, but most importantly we discuss the future president of the United States of America… Joe Exotic   …and we’re in love.  This and more ON STAB PARTY!   On the show this week… Katie’s Instagram – KatieLovesKnife Sam’s Twitter – Sammde3 Nick’s Twitter – TheStubbyTech   Thanks to this week’s sponsors… Lines Between the Stacks: a book of library Haikus written by Dani of TheDailyDani.com and designed by Nick.  Get it on Amazon in print and Kindle. The Single AF Campaign:  OUR FIRST SHIRT!  Designed by Sam, this lovely body cover keeps you decent enoughRead More →

Katie’s back!  This week we discuss Trump, Billy “I’m so Sad” Bush, TV Shows Nick doesn’t watch, Doctor Who, Wedding nightmares, Dating, and what to do when an earthquake might actually be a heart attack.   As always thanks to Sam for her music, WHICH IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW you could get right here. Thanks to this week’s sponsors: TheDailyDani.com, and a book Nick helped create, Lines Between the Stacks! Download it now    Read More →

No Katie this week, we think she got eaten by bats.  October is dangerous, man. Tonight we played a new game Cuck, Cuck, Goose!  Where we listen to quotes and have to guess if it’s a Trump supporter (Cuck) or a Goose (Goose).  We also talk about collecting cans, the iPhone, dating younger people, and the different generations. Join Gabe, Dan, Sam, and Nick on this week’s Stab Party! Also, call in and leave us a message, or a text!  We’ll read it next week. 502-FAILED-1Read More →

We talk about music, taxes, police, Trevor Noah, and we discuss how awful our jail system is.  We try to figure out if the US Constitution actually does anything anymore, and spend another customary half hour on injustice in America.  It’s kinda our thing now. Katie, Sam, Gabe and Nick this week in house!  Check it out-Read More →