This meeting is for the birds.

The Agenda:

1.     Employee of the Month

2.     New Intern

3.     Birthdays

4.     Yahtzee! Scam

5.     Fire!

6.     Planetary Patronyms

7.     Bryan's Brewing Academy

8.     Chernobyl Farmer’s Market

9.  No Penguins!

10.  Waxwing Birds

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employee helpline: (214) 664-9744

Original release date: August 18, 2024

From the far reaches of space to the deepest depths of the sea.

The Agenda:

1.     Employee of the Month

2.     Promotions

3.     Toph's Milestone Birthday

4.     Vending Machine Theft

5.     Menthol Chocolate Chip

6.     Keyboard Crumbs

7.     Oscar Meyer World Record

8.     Adult-size Big Wheels

9.     Pyrophone

10.  Ultimate Fart Blaster

11.  GravityBeard Solar System

12.  Pirates & SeaGOATS

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Original release date: July 14, 2024

Our first Staff Meeting in almost four years!

The Agenda:

1. Employee of the Month

2. New Interns

3. Birthdays

4. Organization Anniversaries (Beardmas)

5. Crapeteria

6. Wetter Wieners

7. Fowl Territory

8. Squtler Taxis

9. Summer Concert Series

10. German Pretzel Cutting

11. Graceland & Campo

12. Gorilla Couch

13. Boob Ceiling

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Original release date: June 9, 2024

The Official Donut of the GravityBeard Interns

The Agenda:

1. Rising star
2. Sciencey Birthdays
3. The Monument
4. Buy them all!
5. Check your desks
6. Knife Wielding Baboons
7. Emotional Efficiency
8. Gulls v Starfish
9. Please wear pants
10. Toto on Tesla
11. Donut Debate
12. Is he still with us?
13. Mathers on the run
14. DeVilbiss Double Shot

Original release date: August 2, 2020

Adam decides to get into the home reno game. Oh, it's also Toph's birthday.

The Agenda:

1. New #1
2. Another Csomo!
3. Me Baby, Me!
4. GBI Reno Project
5. Adam Loves Peter Faulk
6. Behemoth Beach Ball
7. Water Skiing Monkeys
8. 45 Minutes to Insanity
9. Snarky Effronteries
10. It wasn’t ketchup!
11. Ed Asner Dethklok
12. Drop the Anvil
13. Torey + Kelsey From the Road
14. Peter DeVilbiss Fun Fact

Original release date: July 1, 2020.

It's time to celebrate some anniversaries, milestones, and our first Beardmas! Plus, our MVP, Keith, is retiring from competition!

The Agenda:

1. Top Contributors
2. Major Retirement
3. New Interns
4. Birthdays
5. Promotions
6. Cannibal Rats
7. Radioactivities
8. Official Number of the GBI
9. Ed Asner Dethklok Update
10. Dang you, Ritz cracker
11. The Sausage Ones

Original release date: June 7, 2020

A facilities upgrade even better than last week!

The Agenda:

1. Top Contributors
2. BabyTern
3. May Birthdays
4. GlueTern
5. SAFARI!!!
6. Responsibly Distant High-Five
7. Hey there, Corona
8. Be More Lando
9. Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself
10. Ed Asner Death Clock
11. Because…Christmas
12. He’s back!

Original release date: May 2, 2020

Adam and I announce the most exciting facilities upgrade ever! 

Original release date: April 5, 2020

New format for our meetings. Company business only.

Original release date: March 15, 2020

The beginning of the Ed Asner Death Clock

Original release date: February 1, 2020