A show so good we had to record this episode as soon as we got home; join us to rhapsodise about a fantastic local production. Please excuse the yawns: it was way past everyone’s bedtime.

You know that thing where someone spends hours describing to you in the minutest detail the plot of something you’ve never seen and didn’t, in fact, ask to have described to you? Welcome to the first 34 minutes of this episode!

We made our first trip to the Southwark Playhouse for this delightfully silly show featuring symbolic ladders and highly relatable coffee-related hyperbole. Join us as we try to succeed in podcasting by actually trying quite hard.

We take in a kids’ classic on its UK tour; join us as we compare Annie with literally everything else we’ve ever seen, obsess over where the dog’s gone and demonstrate once again how difficult a New York accent is.

The big sturdy book/book wordy book of Legally Blonde comes under strict scrutiny in this episode as Katy objects to "proposalized" not actually being a word and the case is made for Elle Woods being the nicest person in musical theatre. Are the hosts literally auditioning for a revival of this show? We're afraid it sounds like it.

Like Zac Efron at the start of High School Musical 2, we're all about summer in this episode: It's the inaugral Stage Appropriate Summer Preview! Join us as we demonstrate woeful knowledge of a whole multitude of musical plots.

More & Juliet ravings this week, as we work through Act 2, featuring some beautiful reenactments, complex critique of Max Martin's back catalogue and tales of scandalised six year olds. If a tour doesn't get announced soon, we might have to put on our own.

Some flexing of English teacher muscles, tales of a mild stalking and the original bad audience behaviour anecdote. It's time to tackle Juno's number 1 favourite musical!

A newfound appreciation for local theatre groups leads us to Disney's darkest creation, The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Join us for a masterclass in French pronunciation, religious job titles and gargoyle-love.

The hosts must offer their most sincere apologies for the error-strewn reference to Bambi in this episode; that little guy deserves better. Besides this, we cast wild aspersions on people's ability to turn their phones off, talk even more about Oklahoma for no obvious reason and learn the meaning of the word "lavish."