Stale Jollies

This one's short folks. But that's ok because if this had gone on any longer Jeremy Seinfeld would've ushered us into an era of litigation the likes of which we would not be able to afford. Eat up.

WE'RE BACK. After quite a long hiatus (longer than usual). That alone makes this a special episode. Adam and John have matured, weathered by the storm. Come, sit by the fire and listen to what their ancient wisdoms have to tell.

Galahad, Parzival, Indian Jones, his dad, and thousands of religious historians have nothing on us! We join the epic quest to find the Holy Grail and become its immortal protectors. Can we find and defeat the holder of the grail and claim our true purpose in life? Find out on this episode of The Stale Jollies Podcast!

We reviewed the new Marvel hit blockbuster, Shang-Chi. That's it. Its an actual review. Go nuts.. I guess.

We reviewed the new Marvel hit blockbuster, Shang-Chi. That's it. Its an actual review. Go nuts.. I guess.

You know how this story goes, we talk shop, talk shit, and most of all talk about Mr, Spongebob Squarepants and Pocket Monsters. Its a story of true love, and pure pointlessness. Thank you so much for listening, even though we do not understand why you do. 

People like video games right? And I'm pretty sure people like Podcasts, and this is kind of a mixture of both. So there is no way it wont be entertaining right? Anyway please enjoy...

Usually we have a topic on hand so as to propel the conversation forward but this time around we just got lazy folks! So instead, enjoy Adam and John in their most basic of forms: talking about meaningless shit.

We take what you all know and love and burn it to the fucking ground. I know what your brain instantly went to, the Education System laid out by American Capitalists who teach you how to become a flag worshiping, money making, tax draining, football loving, Trump sucking, stock market humping, hot dog eating, pizza slopping, corpo drone. Please do not worry John and Adam are here to help, and reform the school system how us lizard looking, blood sucking, fetus eating, ass licking, commie bumping, liberals see fit.  

If you don't play D&D this episode might be a bit confusing for you, but I encourage you, nay, implore you to give it a chance. We'll either make you a super-fan or completely turn you off of it. Who knows? Not us.