John is suprised to find that he loves The Linguini Incident. Joe is unsurprised to discover that he quite likes it. Both agree that it's probably rubbish. Join Stalemates as they watch this weird 1991 David Bowie movie, pull it apart, and then clean forget to put it back together again. There's a Bowie acting masterclass with candyfloss, Roseanna Arquette dressed as Lady Miss Keir mugging off David's slightly sinister advances, John Stalemate makes a confession about Dinner with Andre, plus startling use of the word "piffle". Join Stalemates as they take a thin white duke (look) at the Tin Machine of Dame films...

John is suprised to find that he loves The Linguini Incident. Joe is unsurprised to discover that he quite likes it. Both agree that it's probably rubbish. Join Stalemates as they watch this weird 1991 David Bowie movie, pull it apart, and then clean forget to put it back together again. There's a Bowie acting masterclass with candyfloss, Roseanna Arquette dressed as Lady Miss Keir mugging off David's slightly sinister advances, John Stalemate makes a confession about Dinner with Andre, plus startling use of the word "piffle". Join Stalemates as they take a thin white duke (look) at the Tin Machine of Dame films...

In which Stalemates whet their dulled blades on the flinty subject of Folk Horror. It's a bumper - if bitter - harvest as they discuss "the big three", John does an uncanny Poetry Corner, and there's also time to take a detour around Nicky Henson's helmet.

In which Stalemates whet their dulled blades on the flinty subject of Folk Horror. It's a bumper - if bitter - harvest as they discuss "the big three", John does an uncanny Poetry Corner, and there's also time to take a detour around Nicky Henson's helmet.

For their slightly delayed 10th podcast, The Stalemates blow off the cobwebs by doing old favourite Doctor Who. Joe uses the word "trope" a lot and learns how to pronounce "scion", John explains how Stephen Moffat badly served himself. John and Joe's Poetry Corner makes its debut (and possibly final) outing, and Michael Jackson in the Tardis divides the Stalemates 50/50. Approximately...

For their slightly delayed 10th podcast, The Stalemates blow off the cobwebs by doing old favourite Doctor Who. Joe uses the word "trope" a lot and learns how to pronounce "scion", John explains how Stephen Moffat badly served himself. John and Joe's Poetry Corner makes its debut (and possibly final) outing, and Michael Jackson in the Tardis divides the Stalemates 50/50. Approximately...

In which the Stalemates watch style-themed slasher The Eyes of Laura Mars, Joe likes a poem and John forgets that he likes David Bowie's top 5 smash hit Fashion.

In which the Stalemates watch style-themed slasher The Eyes of Laura Mars, Joe likes a poem and John forgets that he likes David Bowie's top 5 smash hit Fashion.

In which Stalemates visit an allegedly ghost-infested rectory in the city of Lisburn in the dead of night, and attempt to commune with spirits. The kind that don't return to haunt you in the morning.

WARNING: Best listened to with the lights on...

In which Stalemates visit an allegedly ghost-infested rectory in the city of Lisburn in the dead of night, and attempt to commune with spirits. The kind that don't return to haunt you in the morning.

WARNING: Best listened to with the lights on...