Stand up at The Woodman

More letters in his name than any scrabbled champion could cope with. Nelson celebrate's his girlfriend's moustache and the very first joke he ever wrote.

David Hannant Searches for homosexual prostitutes in the audience, and fears he sounds like a local radio DJ.

Tom Toal squeezes onto the last train home to Bexleyheath and recalls the Fudge Kitchen in Edinburgh.

Alex Clissold-Jones reveals he admires Henry VIII and what he likes about golf.

Tony Cowards is the most famous Ipswich Town fan in the country but suffers from IBS. Who'd have thought that would lead to so much audience banter?

Ed O'Meara hates clubbers band know how to get them to reveal themselves. He has written a film script reflecting the issues affecting his Agoraphobic mate and celebrates the journalistic talents of his home town of Gloucester

Barnaby Slater is surprised to see that Wimpy bars still exist and feels empathy with several members of the audience, especially regarding STDs.

Bianca Arlette is Swiss. The country of chocolate and despite its size, four languages.

Alex Marion is worried about eating disorders and today's role models. Bulimia, sex in the city and John Terry. Is it any wonder the world is in the state it is?

Darius Davies was on the bus when a gang of 'Yoots' got on. This is his hilarious tale of that ride on the 148 Bus to victoria. Youths; mobile phone; loud music; suit and tie - shit was going to go down! Cuss after Cuss. Liberty!