Stand-Up Dads

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  • Episode 112 - Picking Movies for Your Kids with Special Guests: The Pop Culture Hootenanny!
    On this episode:
    - Rob and Mike are joined by Dan and Justin from the Pop Culture Hootenanny podcast to go over how watching movies we weren't ready for messed us up as kids
    - Rob makes horrible accusations at Mike
    - This week's bad dad has issues with gun control and holding his liquor
     
    Check out Dan and Justin's Pop Culture Hootenanny at the links below and tell them the Stand-Up Dads sent you!

    On Twitter: @PopCultureHoot 

    The Facebook page: https://m.facebook.com/Pop-Culture-Hootenanny-101306701687825/

    The show: https://anchor.fm/dan-phillips4

     

    Also, check out Mike's appearance on the DoomBots podcast where they talk about the Immortal Hulk!
    - https://doombotspod.com/podcast/episode-014-comic-talk-with-mike-gray-featuring-immortal-hulk/ 
     
    Have comments, suggestions or just want to say, "Hi!"?  Have an embarrassing fact that you want to learn about Mike?  Email us at [email protected] 

    Find us at https://stand-up-dads.com/ and https://standupdads.podbean.com/ or on facebook @standupdadspod

    Find Mike's site at https://pencilforhire.myportfolio.com/

    Find Mike's comic book, Clumsy Love here!

    Find Big Nick's Gag on This Podcast at https://gagonthis.podbean.com/ and https://www.gagonthispodcast.com/

    Click here to go the Seattle Gummy site and use the promo code StandUpDads15 

    at checkout to get 15% off your order from the Seattle Gummy Company!

    Email your parenting stories to [email protected] to get your sample from the Seattle Gummy Company!

     

    Links to the videos and articles mentioned in the show are below:

    Bad Dad - https://patch.com/florida/newportrichey/indiana-man-accused-leaving-3-kids-hotel-room-rifle 

    Thanks for listening!

    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 111 - "I Hate You!" What to do when your kid snaps and says this.
    On this episode:
    - Rob gets hit with "I HATE YOU!" for the first time and tries to figure out how to deal with it.
    - Mike deals with instant karma.
    - This week's Bad Dad risks his daughter's life for a photo op.
     

    Have comments, suggestions or just want to say, "Hi!"?  Have an embarrassing fact that you want to learn about Mike?  Email us at [email protected] 

    Find us at https://stand-up-dads.com/ and https://standupdads.podbean.com/ or on facebook @standupdadspod

    Find Mike's site at https://pencilforhire.myportfolio.com/

    Find Mike's comic book, Clumsy Love here!

    Find Big Nick's Gag on This Podcast at https://gagonthis.podbean.com/ and https://www.gagonthispodcast.com/

    Click here to go the Seattle Gummy site and use the promo code StandUpDads15 

    at checkout to get 15% off your order from the Seattle Gummy Company!

    Email your parenting stories to [email protected] to get your sample from the Seattle Gummy Company!

     

    Links to the videos and articles mentioned in the show are below:

    Bill Burr Clip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP0fXKu1hUA&t=1s

    Chelle T Clip - https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=540817670142974

    Super Nanny Clip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKXz5-3cum4

    Article 1 - https://www.empoweringparents.com/article/i-hate-you-mom-i-wish-you-were-dead-when-kids-say-hurtful-things/

    Article 2 - https://www.todaysparent.com/family/parenting/an-age-by-age-guide-to-dealing-with-i-hate-you/

    Bad Dad - https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/21/us/san-diego-zoo-arrest-elephant-toddler/index.html

    Thanks for listening!

    32 min
  • Episode 110 - Deciding to Not Have Kids with Special Guest Host, Big Nick Johnson!
    On this episode:
    - Mike takes a sick day and the Godfather of our show, Big Nick Johnson, steps in to talk about his decision to not have kids
    - This week's bad dad brings out the worst in Rob
     

    Have comments, suggestions or just want to say, "Hi!"?  Have an embarrassing fact that you want to learn about Mike?  Email us at [email protected] 

    Find us at https://stand-up-dads.com/ and https://standupdads.podbean.com/ or on facebook @standupdadspod

    Find Mike's site at https://pencilforhire.myportfolio.com/

    Find Mike's comic book, Clumsy Love here!

    Find Big Nick's Gag on This Podcast at https://gagonthis.podbean.com/ and https://www.gagonthispodcast.com/

    Click here to go the Seattle Gummy site and use the promo code StandUpDads15 

    at checkout to get 15% off your order from the Seattle Gummy Company!

    Email your parenting stories to [email protected] to get your sample from the Seattle Gummy Company!

     

    Links to the videos and articles mentioned in the show are below:

    Video Clips

    • “Choice B” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d1_mBBmOZg
  • Daniel Tosh https://www.cc.com/video/hzglk1/daniel-tosh-stop-having-kids
  • Andrew Schulz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l88zpw44_RQ
  • Drew Hastings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uSm0fDWCos
  • Chelsea Handler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BdPSuTcPP4
  • Mike Birbiglia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECWgZlkwtfA

    • Articles

    • 11 things I wish you knew about my child-free marriage
    • https://www.today.com/series/things-i-wish-i-knew/child-free-marriage-11-things-i-want-you-know-t112788
  • 10 Women Look Back On Living Childfree By Choice
    • https://www.self.com/story/childfree-by-choice-women
  • Why I Have Zero Regrets About My Childless Life
    • https://time.com/5492622/stephanie-zacharek-childless-life/
  • 5 Things 'Childfree' People Want You To Know
    • https://www.huffpost.com/entry/childfree-decision-not-to-have-children_n_57b2518ee4b0863b0284706e
  • How People Decide Whether to Have Children
    • https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2017/05/how-people-decide-whether-to-have-children/527520/

    Bad Dad - https://gooddaysacramento.cbslocal.com/2021/03/18/garren-bratcher-black-lives-matter-lesson-san-juan-high-school/

    Thanks for listening!

    1 hr 3 min
  • Episode 109 - The Things Kids Say
    On this episode:
    - Rob gives an update on Mike's illness from last week
    - The dads discuss the funny crap kids are constantly saying
    - This week's bad dad makes Mike angry
     

    Have comments, suggestions or just want to say, "Hi!"?  Have an embarrassing fact that you want to learn about Mike?  Email us at [email protected] 

    Find us at https://stand-up-dads.com/ and https://standupdads.podbean.com/ or on facebook @standupdadspod

    Find Mike's site at https://pencilforhire.myportfolio.com/

    Find Mike's comic book, Clumsy Love here!

    Find Big Nick's Gag on This Podcast at https://gagonthis.podbean.com/ and https://www.gagonthispodcast.com/

    Click here to go the Seattle Gummy site and use the promo code StandUpDads15 

    at checkout to get 15% off your order from the Seattle Gummy Company!

    Email your parenting stories to [email protected] to get your sample from the Seattle Gummy Company!

     

    Links to the videos and articles mentioned in the show are below:

    https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/ny-father-beheads-teen-daughter-india-20210305-fvbfeqo5nvdqvpdn3qolrfd3ay-story.html

    https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-shit-my-kid-says-tweets/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

    https://www.positiveparentingsolutions.com/parenting/funny-things-kids-say

    https://www.demilked.com/funny-things-kids-say-alyssa-cowit/

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/the-funniest-thing-your-kid-said_n_7213254 

    Thanks for listening!

    25 min
  • Episode 108 - Back Talk
    On this episode:
    - Mike and Rob dig into back talk
    - Mike almost dies mid-episode
    - This week's Bad Dad has an unexpected twist
     

    Have comments, suggestions or just want to say, "Hi!"?  Have an embarrassing fact that you want to learn about Mike?  Email us at [email protected] 

    Find us at https://stand-up-dads.com/ and https://standupdads.podbean.com/ or on facebook @standupdadspod

    Find Mike's site at https://pencilforhire.myportfolio.com/

    Find Mike's comic book, Clumsy Love here!

    Find Big Nick's Gag on This Podcast at https://gagonthis.podbean.com/ and https://www.gagonthispodcast.com/

    Find Doug Gray's WONDERFUL graphic novel, The Eye of Mongombo here 

    Click here to go the Seattle Gummy site and use the promo code StandUpDads15 

    at checkout to get 15% off your order from the Seattle Gummy Company!

    Email your parenting stories to [email protected] to get your sample from the Seattle Gummy Company!

     

    Links to the videos and articles mentioned in the show are below:

    • https://www.empoweringparents.com/article/sick-of-your-kids-backtalk-heres-how-to-stop-it/
  • https://www.parents.com/toddlers-preschoolers/discipline/tips/back-talk-boot-camp-stop-the-sass/
  • https://www.verywellfamily.com/child-behavior-talking-back-and-how-to-stop-it-616600
  • Al Madrigal Clip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPzXM4QwRZY
  • Dennis Gaxiola Clip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCzv5Rj3tZE 
  • Aries Spears Clip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hchS92a1SQ0 
  • Russell Peters Clip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gD1woa_Cbw

    • Thanks for listening!

    30 min
  • Episode 107 - Stop Babying Your Kids!
    On this episode:
    - Mike and Rob have a quick discussion about food prep
    - Rob and Mike discuss the perils of babying your kids for too long and how to avoid it
    - This week's Bad Dad has an unexpected partner in crime!
     

    Have comments, suggestions or just want to say, "Hi!"?  Have an embarrassing fact that you want to learn about Mike?  Email us at [email protected] 

    Find us at https://stand-up-dads.com/ and https://standupdads.podbean.com/ or on facebook @standupdadspod

    Find Mike's site at https://pencilforhire.myportfolio.com/

    Find Mike's comic book, Clumsy Love here!

    Find Big Nick's Gag on This Podcast at https://gagonthis.podbean.com/ and https://www.gagonthispodcast.com/

    Find Doug Gray's WONDERFUL graphic novel, The Eye of Mongombo here 

    Click here to go the Seattle Gummy site and use the promo code StandUpDads15 

    at checkout to get 15% off your order from the Seattle Gummy Company!

    Email your parenting stories to [email protected] to get your sample from the Seattle Gummy Company!

     

    Links to the videos and articles mentioned in the show are below:

    • https://www.nysun.com/editorials/why-i-let-my-9-year-old-ride-subway-alone
  • https://kidsactivitiesblog.com/112509/little-boy-asks-neighbor-care-sister-mom-died-shower/
  • https://www.crosswalk.com/family/parenting/teens/effective-ways-to-stop-babying-your-teens.html
  • https://www.artofmanliness.com/articles/quit-coddling-your-kids/
  • https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=225424238792993 (Jeff Allen clip)
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14i7_Rngesg (Sebastian Maniscalco clip)
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6wOt2iXdc4 (George Carlin clip)
  • https://nypost.com/2021/02/18/dad-runs-off-with-girlfriends-mom-after-the-birth-of-his-son/ (Bad Dad Link)

    • Thanks for listening!

    42 min
  • Episode 106 - Spoiled Kids
    On this episode:
    - Rob expresses his gratitude for everyone that stuck around through the break
    - Mike discovers that Rob's wife is a freaking super private eye/internet stalker
    - Rob and Mike discuss spoiled kids and how to fix them
    - Mike disagrees with Rob as to whether or not this week's Bad Dad should be a bad dad or not
     

    Have comments, suggestions or just want to say, "Hi!"?  Have an embarrassing fact that you want to learn about Mike?  Email us at [email protected] 

    Find us at https://stand-up-dads.com/ and https://standupdads.podbean.com/ or on facebook @standupdadspod

    Find Mike's site at https://pencilforhire.myportfolio.com/

    Find Mike's comic book, Clumsy Love here!

    Find Big Nick's Gag on This Podcast at https://gagonthis.podbean.com/ and https://www.gagonthispodcast.com/

    Find Doug Gray's WONDERFUL graphic novel, The Eye of Mongombo here 

    Click here to go the Seattle Gummy site and use the promo code StandUpDads15 

    at checkout to get 15% off your order from the Seattle Gummy Company!

    Email your parenting stories to [email protected] to get your sample from the Seattle Gummy Company!

     

    Links to the videos and articles mentioned in the show are below:

    Bad Dad Link - https://www.distractify.com/p/bean-dad-story#:~:text=John%20Roderick's%20Twitter%20story%20about,daughter%20and%20a%20can%20opener.

    Jo Koy Clip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfBIcSBZuGQ

    Patton Oswalt Clip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgcw44rR88M 

    Louis CK Clip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xqcVH_PjQY 

    Jennifer Hsiung Clip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QhKiw_GfC0 

    https://bestlifeonline.com/spoiled-child/

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/signs-raised-spoiled-brat_l_5defe128e4b0a59848d172c6

    https://www.imom.com/7-ways-to-spoil-your-children/

    https://www.parenting.com/child/spoiled-kids/)

    Thanks for listening!

    44 min
  • Episode 105 - Stranger Danger!
    On this episode:
    - Rob and Mike return from a bit of an unexplained hiatus to discuss the best way to deal with your kids interacting with strangers
    - Rob tries an unorthodox way to keep his kid from swearing
    - This week's bad dad walks the line between good and bad dad for his daughter's bad decisions
     

    Have comments, suggestions or just want to say, "Hi!"?  Have an embarrassing fact that you want to learn about Mike?  Email us at [email protected] 

    Find us at https://stand-up-dads.com/ and https://standupdads.podbean.com/ or on facebook @standupdadspod

    Find Mike's site at https://pencilforhire.myportfolio.com/

    Find Mike's comic book, Clumsy Love here!

    Find Big Nick's Gag on This Podcast at https://gagonthis.podbean.com/ and https://www.gagonthispodcast.com/

    Find Doug Gray's WONDERFUL graphic novel, The Eye of Mongombo here 

    Click here to go the Seattle Gummy site and use the promo code StandUpDads15 

    at checkout to get 15% off your order from the Seattle Gummy Company!

    Email your parenting stories to [email protected] to get your sample from the Seattle Gummy Company!

     

    Links to the videos and articles mentioned in the show are below:

    • http://archive.ncpc.org/topics/violent-crime-and-personal-safety/strangers.html
  • https://www.anxioustoddlers.com/stranger-danger/#.X_PlJ9hKiUk
  • https://abc7news.com/teaching-kids-how-to-stop-a-potential-abduction/5298732/
  • https://www.kidpower.org/library/article/safety-tips-kidnapping/
  • Bill Burr - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaOsgNIQad4
  • Drew Allen - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAwzJ8SRQ1I
  • Trevor Noah - http://www.cc.com/video-playlists/qkhul9/the-daily-show-with-trevor-noah-between-the-scenes/omzy9v
  • Joselyn Hughes - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG38B8mcg-c
  • Bad Dad Article - https://www.yahoo.com/news/dad-revokes-daughter-social-media-190929356.html

    • Thanks for listening!

    56 min
  • Episode 104 - Whining
    On this episode:
    - Rob and Mike figure out how to stop their kids from whining once and for all!
    - Dating My Dad segment makes a return appearance
    - Mike is thrilled when he discovers Rob's secret crush on a celebrity
    - Rob and Mike are this week's bad dads for taking the side of a high school teacher fired for having an Only Fans account
     

    Have comments, suggestions or just want to say, "Hi!"?  Have an embarrassing fact that you want to learn about Mike?  Email us at [email protected] 

    Find us at https://stand-up-dads.com/ and https://standupdads.podbean.com/ or on facebook @standupdadspod

    Find Mike's site at https://pencilforhire.myportfolio.com/

    Find Mike's comic book, Clumsy Love here!

    Find Big Nick's Gag on This Podcast at https://gagonthis.podbean.com/ and https://www.gagonthispodcast.com/

    Find Doug Gray's WONDERFUL graphic novel, The Eye of Mongombo here 

    Click here to go the Seattle Gummy site and use the promo code StandUpDads15 

    at checkout to get 15% off your order from the Seattle Gummy Company!

    Email your parenting stories to [email protected] to get your sample from the Seattle Gummy Company!

     

    Links to the videos and articles mentioned in the show are below:

    - Tim Hawkins, “Ungrateful Kids” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qunmtzN8pcg  

    - “How to Stop Your Child’s Whining” https://www.parents.com/toddlers-preschoolers/development/behavioral/how-to-stop-your-childs-whining/

    - George Carlin, “Whining Baby Boomers”  https://www.upworthy.com/george-carlin-ok-boomer-mic-drop

    - A Simple Trick to Get Your Kid to Stop Whining.  The key is in the consistency.  https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-squeaky-wheel/201704/simple-trick-get-your-kid-stop-whining

    - Supernanny, “Stop kids whining by making fun of them” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZMSCzaD_SQ

    - Whining Ages 6-12 https://consumer.healthday.com/encyclopedia/children-s-health-10/child-development-news-124/whining-ages-6-to-12-646007.html

    - Bad Teacher! https://trendings.net/high-school-teacher-fired-after-students-find-her-onlyfans-account/f8w3e2i

    Thanks for listening!

    44 min
  • Episode 103 - Telling Your Kids the Truth About Santa & New Year's Resolutions
    On this episode:
    - Mike demonstrates his song writing abilities!
    - Mike makes a surprise appearance as this week's Bad Dad!
    - How to go about telling your kids the truth about Santa
    - New Year's resolutions and how to make sure they work
     

    Have comments, suggestions or just want to say, "Hi!"?  Have an embarrassing fact that you want to learn about Mike?  Email us at [email protected] 

    Find us at https://stand-up-dads.com/ and https://standupdads.podbean.com/ or on facebook @standupdadspod

    Find Mike's site at https://pencilforhire.myportfolio.com/

    Find Mike's comic book, Clumsy Love here!

    Find Big Nick's Gag on This Podcast at https://gagonthis.podbean.com/ and https://www.gagonthispodcast.com/

    Find Doug Gray's WONDERFUL graphic novel, The Eye of Mongombo here 

    Click here to go the Seattle Gummy site and use the promo code StandUpDads15 

    at checkout to get 15% off your order from the Seattle Gummy Company!

    Email your parenting stories to [email protected] to get your sample from the Seattle Gummy Company!

     

    Links to the videos and articles mentioned in the show are below:

    • https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/parenting/news/a41821/how-to-tell-kids-about-santa
  • https://www.happilyfamily.com/tell-your-kids-the-truth-about-santa
  • https://www.fsunews.com/story/news/2020/01/05/how-make-your-new-years-resolutions-last/2818222001/
  • https://parade.com/969195/megangrant/new-years-resolutions-ideas/

    • Thanks for listening!

    38 min

About Stand-Up Dads

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A podcast for parents with a sense of humor. Two stand-up comics just trying to make sense of parenting in today's world.