Stand Up Scuttlebutt

Another blizzard? For some this means sledding, building forts, and maybe a day off from school. For others, it's time to get your affairs in order because we're all going to die! Panic at the grocery store, flipped-up windshield wipers, and silly meteorologist jargon - it's all a sham!

Millions of Americans are quitting the workplace and most are doing it wrong! Management expert, Brett Poirier gives sound advice to the jaded worker. You'll learn about professionalism, etiquette, and the rejuvenating effects of... sunless tanning?

If you are engaged or even thinking about marriage you will surely benefit from Mike's hot takes on Big Day prep. With only a month before the wedding, he breaks down everything you need to know about vendors, groomsmen, and being smart with your reception dinner seat selection process.

Hot takes on sledding. Bob Saget gave us a promo and we remember him fondly. New Year's resolutions. Guest Jeff Buell from Adventure Base Camps talks about the virtues of yoga and mountain biking in Moab.

Two college guys working at Starbucks, Bash Armani and Shea Wise, come back to the basement for further examination. The world is on fire but their generation seem so friggin' optimistic! We throw all the stereotypes at Gen Z and see which ones stick. How short is their attention span? Why are they always so busy? Do they really spontaneously combust if they can't access wifi? Also, Betty White passed away.

If you clicked this episode looking for something positive you should keep scrolling. You should also get your eyes examined because it says "2021" in the title! This week we look down our noses at the simple minded plebes who amuse themselves on TikTok. It's getting real bad, like, Color Me Badd, bad. Also, Daryl Strawberry* and Mario Lemieux* in studio!

*Rookie card

Former novice-level figure skater, Holly Rand presents her argument that figure skating is a sport? Another Covid breakdown. Wardrobe issues at work. Trippy holiday cookie swaps and cat trivia!

A newspaper article makes fun of the Girl Scouts and people on social media are losing their minds! The Christmas card tradition is officially ruined. Bad Christmas tree ornaments are the best! Also, purging Amazon isn't hard, we'll show you how.

Class is in session as Dr. Lauren Beitelspacher from Babson College breaks down the evil ways of Amazon (seriously, they'll ruin the world if we let them). Also, we help you get into the holiday spirit talking Christmas lights and breaking down the most perfect movie of all time, It's a Wonderful Life.

Monster stereo towers of the 80s, unreliable technology everywhere, supermarket shopping hack, Scuttlebutt Sky Chopper traffic report, wicked awesome new bit ideas, and another infomercial critique.