We’re nerd cornering way too hard. Can the pod take this much longer?  The answer might not surprise you!

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Wait. we LIKE this one! Now let's tear it apart! [not really]

Turns out the solution was staring at us all along! 

Ok. Let’s talk s#!t.  Literally.  

Status Report: Hope you like Barton Fink references!

Space mutants! Call the X-Men. 

Hey, some things worked about this episode.  Other things… did not.  Some of us like Osyraa.  Almost. 

Sukal be goofy. Is it.. Problematic? 

Glen fails the marshmallow test.

WE FIX EVERYTHING.

Ending things can be hard. 

If you listened to the last one, you know we didn’t like Terra Firma AT ALL.  But if you want further details of everything that’s wrong with this episode, and how would we fix it…   Listen to this!

Hey, we like one of the costumes.

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Sean’s first mirror universe! He is SHOCKED by what he sees.  Glen has gone back to Mirror Mirror to verify. 

We get into the dirt and talk about restraint, a thing -well ok perhaps a thing we lack.  

Seans imaginary country music podcast is suddenly a real live country music podcast. Check out Folsom Prison Tunes.  

We meet Book's planet and figure out some of what he's about.  We're so mad at Glen, and also Star Trek Discovery. 

Included within:

A Glen Synopsis! 

Everything happened 100 years ago!

A joke that didn’t work on Lower Decks certainly doesn’t work here. 

Drama club vibes can be mistaken for sex vibes due to a small overlap. 

Trance worms are an important commodity for nephew murdering. 

We love that you did the right thing with Adira, guys, but come on. 

The Vulcans and the Romulans are reunited. Spock's dream fulfilled.  Or is this a nightmare? 

The nexus of all Star Treks, past and future, when TNG, Picard, and previous Disco seasons all get called out in the same episode.  

Did we like it?  The gloves are off.

It's the middle of the season and things are all new all over again! Or are they?  Glen gets yelled at like old times.

A Backdoor pilot into another podcast.  

How would we fix this again?  

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Star trek?! Talk about resignation! 

Sean is back after after a stint in sick bay, and just catching up.  Can we keep him safe from spoilers for the rest of Star Trek Discovery season 3?   NOPE. 

With foreknowledge of the rest of the season get ready for more "How Would We Fix This"

Believe it or not, we're liking this season of Star Trek: Discovery, but... Let the nitpicking minute details commence!

The dinner scene, for instance.  Detmer, is this your issue? Please be no.

Some parents here want these teens to keep their hands off each other. 

The horrorshow of ending up with your high school relationship.

And finally, we bring back an old favorite segment from the RoA