Wade has become what he hates. The worst kind of Star Trek fan. Sean is there to put us in his place. Glen is the same kind of fan he's been.

In Status Report, everybody gets along. Kinda.

Is there even such thing as good improv? Is this more Star Trek or contrived gags? A discussion of what do we want from our guest cameos and crossovers?

Status Report incites more anger than usual when Glen steps out of line.

What time is it? What does "Much Ado About Boimler" even mean as a title? Who do we count as our best compatriot? We have some favorites in this ep.

What satire or commentary did Lower Decks miss or not go far enough with this week?

We love The Dog!

Is this a Star Trek Cartoon or a Tim Robinson sketch? Why not both? Lots of guest stars in this one. Well, not the podcast. Joanie left. Is Lower Decks making its own lore?

Wade invited a woman named Joanie onto the show and things got weird. Just how many of the jokes on Lower Decks are references to other Trek, and how much does that even matter? Has "Cupid's Errant Arrow" struck? Somebody on this episode is excited for Status Report. References are made.

Under the Bridge this week starts with a peek at the mess under the hood of the podcast before getting all into "Moist Vessel." All the pedantry you expect from a Star Trek podcast, and the outrage of a host mistakenly calling it "Star Wars."

Benny's here for Temporal Edict. Who's Benny? Someone who knows less about Star Trek than Sean. Are the dumb jokes starting to wear thin? If Glen keeps saying the C-word we're going to have to yell at him.

Envoys is the episode we watched. Are we still on board with Lower Decks? References, guys!

Wade, Glen, and Sean are watching Star Trek: Lower Decks. We've spent so much time disliking these new Trek show... Does this one finally win us over?

If you missed out on Can't Picardly Wait. Here's a supercut of us being mean to Glen. He put this together. Don't get mad at us.