This episode tastes like a sponge and smells like burnt sausages

Missed opportunity not calling this episode "There's a Fly in my Eye", but to each their own I guess

A moment of silence for everyone who has had to sit through this episode

Upsettingly enough this episode is not about Kirk knocking boots with a half-human-half-spider woman

And now please rise for the Pledge of Allegiance 

And so on and so forth...

Yeehaw! In this episode it's revealed that self-proclaimed western superfan Alex actually knows  virtually nothing about the gunfight at the O.K. Corall!

BINGO! This week the Sibs keep things interesting by playing a game of Star Trek Cliche Bingo during this boring ass episode

SOS! SOS! If anyone is receiving this distress signal please send help, we are trapped watching "And The Children Shall Lead" and there's no escape! 

The Siblings accidentally fly into a cursed part of space where they run across an exceptionally terrible episode (featuring random space Native Americans), and are forced to fight for their survival against an onslaught of stupid writing.