Stargatezing

The team should have no problems with allergies given the amount of Zyrtec circulating around the base. Freya, Anise, and Martooth remind us the Tok’ra can’t be taken at stuffy-nosed face value.

Hagfish will be hagfish and you're not fooling anybody, Hebron.

The team eats steak and blows stuff up. It was a good day.

What happens when Hammond and the team decide to randomly trust strangers they just met in hopes they'll get something in return? The results...will not surprise you. Also, Mary and Kathy try to dodge Google SEO on the episode title.

Sam comes up with an idea to save the Asgard that's just dumb enough to work. Meanwhile SG 3/4's idea to stop the replicators is also dumb. Too dumb. And full of failure.

So many bugs. Just, all the bugs everywhere. Also, everything reminds Kathy and Mary of some other random things. And it turns out the Stargate isn’t quite as permanent a fixture as we’d thought. Good luck getting the permanent iris off the beta gate in time for season 4!

The team pretends to run around in a giant pyramid. Muons, neutrinos, and sparkles fly around all over the place. Daniel learns that, like a solar eclipse, you should never directly at a crystal skull. And we find out that Daniel and his grandfather are pretty much the exact same person.

The team sits around waiting while Daniel endeavors to learn how to set sand on fire with his mind. A life skill everyone should have.

SG-1 is imprisoned by Canadian Bruce Campbell who thinks they're obstetricians. Teal'c goes blind but he gets better!

Jack switches sides and joins up with Maybourne. It's very convincing. Very...convincing...