Stargatezing

A planet is deluged with meteorites. All life is decimated. The End. Or at least that's how Science says it should have ended.

Jack and Mary love pie. Sam and Kathy are anti-pie. Dom DeLuise is pizza. Teal'c loves coffee more than anyone. It's a tasty episode.

Schrodinger pays a visit! Jack and Daniel need to argue the measure of a hagfish-host. Teal'c decides to follow Jack's lead and start disobeying orders. Kathy starts talking to herself, but really it's the only way she can have an intelligent conversation on this podcast.

Sam and Teal'c save Earth by shooting their coworkers while the rest of the SGC sleeps on the job. Meanwhile, Kathy and Mary discover there may actually be such a thing as too many portmanteaus.

Apophis is back to his old tricks—threatening people and making them miserable. Just like cats, SG3/4 doesn’t want to take their medicine. It’s fine. It’s not effective anyway. The Tok’ra sacrifice a whole lot of people for “the greater good" while Teal’c does what he does best—awesomeness.

We admit we go on a lot of tangents, but sometimes we go on so many we can't even include them all in the episode. Also sometimes we just forget how to talk.

Martooth sonic screwdrives Sam’s head so they can escape the prison they broke into. Daniel talks to friends on his little communication device. Jack has too many surprises and all the "Wizard of Oz" references. SG-1 loves prison!

Daniel is ready to jump into the dating pool again but his taste in woman is…questionable. It’s ok though. The rest of the team is there to judge him for his bad choices.

Daniel gets a pass for his bad behavior for once, Sha're loses her accent, and Kathy and Mary have some major issues saying names.

Jack gets dressed down by a captain and is called an underlining by Master Teal’c. Hammond is a lord. Rank means nothing anymore.