Atlantis wants a ZPM. Cowen wants puddle jumpers. Ladon wants to be in charge. Ronon wants to be wanted. Too bad you can't always get what you want.

While SG1 is stuck babysitting some annoying delegates, bad science destroys an entire off world base. Mary gives them all an F for bad lab practices. Also, most of them die, which is probably worse than getting an F.

Lessons from Atlantis:

1. Never pick up random old space trash with life forms in it

2. Never assume that someone is friendly just because they look human

3. Never do favors for alien entities that have taken over someone else’s body

4. Never fire a gun with your eyes closed

5. Never allow aliens to access the computer systems

SG-1 is sometimes bad at their job, like when they try to bust a weird, addictive corn drug ring, but fail miserably at being discreet. Thankfully, the guy who catches them is also pretty bad at this job.

What do you get when you mix Nazis, an inbred Renaissance monarchy, and a team of outsiders that cause chaos pretty much everywhere they go? A weird-ass episode of Stargate Atlantis.

Remember that planet Daniel got stuck on where the people were at war? Well he’s stuck there again and they’re still at war. RSVP Pendergast et al, every Rand person, and all Caledonians. War over I guess though? The end.

Rodney should have died like 5 different times, right?

If a woman wants the right to vote, then apparently it means she's brainwashed. Also, changing your mind about a thing means you're brainwashed too. Outspoken about any political topics? Yup. Brainwashed. But you know who can't be brainwashed (again)? Teal'c! And who's gonna save the day? Also Teal'c.

It's a who's who of annoying minor characters in a crossover with SG1! And we once again need to figure out, "Who's the secret goa'uld??"

Any description ideas? All if got is: Too many SG1 teams on are on earth, Dr. Frasier and Martooth, are here, Kathy and Mary are recording in the same room--everything is just wrong.