Lessons from Atlantis:

1. Never pick up random old space trash with life forms in it

2. Never assume that someone is friendly just because they look human

3. Never do favors for alien entities that have taken over someone else’s body

4. Never fire a gun with your eyes closed

5. Never allow aliens to access the computer systems

SG-1 is sometimes bad at their job, like when they try to bust a weird, addictive corn drug ring, but fail miserably at being discreet. Thankfully, the guy who catches them is also pretty bad at this job.

What do you get when you mix Nazis, an inbred Renaissance monarchy, and a team of outsiders that cause chaos pretty much everywhere they go? A weird-ass episode of Stargate Atlantis.

Remember that planet Daniel got stuck on where the people were at war? Well he’s stuck there again and they’re still at war. RSVP Pendergast et al, every Rand person, and all Caledonians. War over I guess though? The end.

Rodney should have died like 5 different times, right?

If a woman wants the right to vote, then apparently it means she's brainwashed. Also, changing your mind about a thing means you're brainwashed too. Outspoken about any political topics? Yup. Brainwashed. But you know who can't be brainwashed (again)? Teal'c! And who's gonna save the day? Also Teal'c.

It's a who's who of annoying minor characters in a crossover with SG1! And we once again need to figure out, "Who's the secret goa'uld??"

Any description ideas? All if got is: Too many SG1 teams on are on earth, Dr. Frasier and Martooth, are here, Kathy and Mary are recording in the same room--everything is just wrong.

Sheppard gets sucked into a time dilation cave with bad signage. He meets some new friends, meditates, fights a T-Rex/Smoke Monster thing, judges his new friends lifestyle, and goes home. It was the best day/6 months ever!

Did you watch Voyager? Remember that episode where Paris gets falsely accused of murder and a fake memory of that murder is implanted in his head? Yeah. This is that. But with Mitchell.