Stargatezing

Any description ideas? All if got is: Too many SG1 teams on are on earth, Dr. Frasier and Martooth, are here, Kathy and Mary are recording in the same room--everything is just wrong.

Sheppard gets sucked into a time dilation cave with bad signage. He meets some new friends, meditates, fights a T-Rex/Smoke Monster thing, judges his new friends lifestyle, and goes home. It was the best day/6 months ever!

Did you watch Voyager? Remember that episode where Paris gets falsely accused of murder and a fake memory of that murder is implanted in his head? Yeah. This is that. But with Mitchell.

Teyla pretends she can't fit through the bars of a wraith cell, so it's Ronon and his hair knives to the rescue! Action!Rodney gets to play for once. The wraith are very, very dumb.

When the team comes up with a questionable plan to get a prior blood sample, we end up with a lot scripture quoting from Cancer Prior. Then more scripture quoting from Cancer Prior. Then still more. Meanwhile, as the prior plague becomes a pandemic, Orlin dons the world's tiniest biohazard suit while he continues to search for a cure. But finally an unexpected hero needles his way in to save the day.

Team SHRRT stumbles into an obvious trap and is forced to take drugs and carry out the dumbest attack plan Ford could make. It's off to a rough start when Rodney is forced to stay behind and two of Ford's men are rematerialized over a cliff. Maybe things will begin looking up in part 2?

While Mitchell tracks a Prior Disease outbreak and Teal'c tries to stop Gerak from forcing Origin on all Jaffa, Sam is busy being hit on by a child while she sticks things in her ears.

Sheppard and Rodney visit the Aurora in which they enter the Faux-rora in search of wraith weaknesses. But all they find are sleepy Ancients, poorly fitting pajamas, cartoon trees, and blue lights. And a wraith, of course...

We might have a bunch of new cast members but it's still the same old SG1 and SGC when the team brings home a sketchy person from an alien planet and--who would've thought--chaos ensues.

Lorne's a killer! Beckett splashes a little salt water! Sheppard's DEVOLVING into a bug and Mary loves it! Just kidding, it's time for Science!